Beastars - Groupchat: BEASTS

Trained

Jacked: GUYS GUYS GUYS

Mutt: ISTG JACK

Jupiter: Hm?

Honda: Whats happening?

PaytheBills: HURRY UP

Drama queen: I don't have all day

Mongoose: OML Jack, IM IMPATIENT

Assholedeerface: I have no problem with you telling them.

Mutt: WELL I DO!

Jacked: OF COURSE YOU DO!

Doomed: What is it?

Jacked: OKAY, SO LOUIS WAS IN OUR DORM

Honda: Go onnnn

Mongoose: YESSSS?

PaytheBills: CONTINUE FFS

Jacked: CALM DOWN MAN. DONT BITE MY HEAD OFF

Mutt: I FUCKING WILL IF YOU TELL THEM

Assholedeerface: I'm impressed Legoshi.

Mutt: LOUIS

Jupiter: JACK

Doomed: Oh no

Jacked: OKAY, SO I WALK INTO OUR DORM AND I SEE THAT LEGOSHI WAS SITTING LIKE AN OBEDIENT DOG WITH LOUIS STANDING IN FRONT OF HIM, JUST PRAISING HIM. THEY BOTH HADN'T SEEMED TO REALISE I WALKED IN, AND THEN LOUIS SAT ON LEGOSHI'S BED AND LEGOSHI RESTED HIS HEAD ON LOUIS LAP

Assholedeerface: That's right, and he has never done it to anyone else.

Mutt: OH MY GOD JACK, REALLY?!

PaytheBills: AHAHAHAHAH THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE

Honda: HE HAS NEVER DONE THAT TO ME

Jupiter: WTFFFF

Mongoose: FINALLY AND OMG

Doomed: THAT IS HILARIOUS

Jacked: I KNOW

Drama queen: I WANT A PET! LEGOSHI, BE MY PET.

Assholedeerface: HELL NO, HE'S MY PET AND FALLS UNDER MY ORDERS. GOT IT?!

Mutt: WHO SAID YOU COULD CLAIM ME?!

Assholedeerface: I DID.

PaytheBills: ✨Fruity✨

Drama queen: GAYYYY

Honda: Actually Pina, you look a bit...gay. IS THERE SOMETHING YOURE NOT TELLING US?

Doomed: PAHAHAHAAHAH

Mongoose: OMG AHAHDG I HAVE NEVER NOTICED

PaytheBills: OML HOW HAVE I NOT REALISED

Jacked: YOU'RE RIGHT!

Drama queen: NO, I'M NOT.

Assholedeerface: It's okay, we won't judge. 

Mutt: YES YES YES YES EXACTLY, even when you turned all the lights off when I was in the warehouse with you, that was ✨suspicious✨

Jupiter: WHAT WHEN

Mongoose: DEFINITELY CONFIRMED

Drama queen: NONO, I JUST WANTED TO TEMPT YOU TO EAT ME

Doomed: Kinky?

Honda: AHAHAHHA

Jacked: When was I going to learn about this Legoshi?!

Assholedeerface: When was this?

PaytheBills: YEAH WHEN

Mutt: Not that long ago actually. Around a few weeks ago

Assholedeerface: And you didn't tell me?

Mongoose: *us

Drama queen: LOOK, I'M NOT GAY!

Jupiter: COULD'VE FOOLED US

Jacked: I've just thought of a question to ask you, Pina.

Drama queen: Oh gosh

Honda: ASK ASK ASK

Mutt: DONT KEEP ALL OF US AT BAY, ASK ASK ASK AWAY

Mongoose: GOSH?! HAHAHAHA, "Oh fiddlesticks, I seem to have dropped my pen. Would you be a dear and pick that up for me darling?"

Doomed: AHAHAHAHAHAHA SUDHFHF

Jupiter: PAHAHAHSSH

Mongoose: GOD DAMN IT, WHY DO I LAUGH AT MY OWN JOKES?! 😭

Mutt: AWHENDH AHAHAHAH

Assholedeerface: YOU MAKE YOURSELF LAUGH?! HOW SAD.

Jacked: Out of this whole groupchat, who would you imagine yourself dating?

Honda: THAT IS AN INTERESTING QUESTION

Drama queen: Out of which gender?

Juno: I mean, there are only two girls here, and 7 boys in total.

Assholedeerface: Now that I'm seeing the contrast, I feel very uncomfortable.

Mutt: Seriously

PaytheBills: Just rate us, Pina

Drama queen: Absolutely no problem. Juno: 5/10, Haru: 6.5/10, Louis: 3/10, Kai: 2/10, Dom: 1/10, Jack: 2/10, Legoshi: 7.5/10, Bill: 8/10.

PaytheBills: YES, IM THE HIGHEST

Jupiter: 5/10?!

Drama queen: You're too tall and not my typeeee

Honda: 6.5/10, not bad I guess

Legoshi: Hot damn, a 7.5/10?!

Drama queen: Indeed, if I was gay, I'd definitely live with that.

PaytheBills: So if you're not gay, then why an 8/10 for me?

Drama queen: Eh, you're probably the closest to my type.

Assholedeerface: Pfft, a 3/10? Come on, I'd have to be more. Have you seen me?

Drama queen: Oh no, it's nothing to do with looks, I just think that we're too similar. You know, confident, dramatic

Assholedeerface: DRAMATIC?! WELL EXCUSE YOU

Jacked: I'm a 2/10. 😭

Mongoose: SAME!

Doomed: Speak for yourself, I'M A 1!

Mutt: Yeah that is pretty bad

Honda: I'm pretty happy with my score

PaytheBills: Yup, I don't need to complain

Jupiter: I don't know why you'd care, YOURE NOT GAY ARE YOU?

PaytheBills: Do I seem gay to you?

Jacked: HMMM, I'M NOT SURE

Assholedeerface: IS EVERYONE JUST BEING ASSUMED OF BEING GAY IN THIS GROUPCHAT?

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In a private chat with Legoshi and Louis-

Mutt: I'd definitely rate you higher than a 3/10.

Assholedeerface: I know you would.

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Back to the main groupchat!
Honda: Ngl, I think the straightest guy in here is either Kai or Dom

Jacked: WHAT? WHY NOT ME

Jupiter:You just don't really fit into that category 😂😂

PaytheBills: WHAT ABOUT ME?!

Drama queen: You kinda give me hints.