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H-H-H-H-H-Hi.....
I'm Y-Y-Y-Y/N-N...
Just kidding, I don't fake a stutter.

(Your POV)
I'm Y/N, and I'm new to this whole "Bon's Burgers" thing. I'm nothing more than a volunteer at the moment, but tonight I finally get the chance to do something other than cleaning floors and serving children who only throw the food back on the ground where I get to suffer and clean up after them. I get to really be a part of the company.

My boss, Felix Kranken(deez nuts), gave me a small offer that If I were to go out to Saint Juanas and reprogram some robots with a group of other technicians that he'd DOUBLE my pay, boosting it up to 17.50 and hour, and I literally couldn't deny something like that. Apparently these guys are top notch, he said that they would teach me everything I needed to know and that I could leave or take breaks whenever I please. All I needed to do was make sure I told them before I did so. Sounds like heaven, right? Exactly.

I'm currently driving there, letting this weird ass radio station that for some reason is only playing oldies from the 1950s or so in a dark tone with some kind of static-like noise overlaying it. It's freaking me out, this road is the darkest one I've ever had the displeasure of driving on, but it's fine. I suppose.

I think I found the place.. Nevermind. That's a old house. Where the HELL is this place??
Shit maybe that was it.

I swerved my car towards the place, halting it as I grab my things out of the back.
"Do I have everything I need?" I mumbled to myself. I check my list the boss gave me, going over it and checking everything in my bag just to make sure I got everything correct. And I did. Of course I did. Why wouldn't I have?
God, this place is huge.

It's so dark that I almost don't want to get out. It took me almost two hours to get here, I got lost around seven times with NO service on my phone and unable to call for directions nor search them, so leaving at this point is really a no-go.
"I aint no pussy." I laugh to myself, but my smile fading as I turn back towards my windshield. My headlights shine on the entrance of the facility, it's eerie sign giving me chills down my spine. I reach over and grab my keys out of the ignition and hook them to my belt, opening the car door and making sure everything is good and locked up before marching my ass over to the entrance.

"Alright.. now how do I open this?"
I knock on the pure concrete wall like a absolute dumbass, expecting them to open up the door. Why did I do that. Why am I such a fucking idiot?
The door begins to open, it's latches separating as it raises up, scaring me so bad I barely had the strength to jump.
I back up, greeted with a stench so foul even Martin Walls wouldn't want to participate in smelling it.

"Jesus christ!" My eyes tear up as I take a step in, trembling as I try and turn on my fle-FLASHLIGHT. My flashlight.
I look around, letting the warm light seep into each corner of the facility as I scan for any sign of life, but being greeted with nothing but that foul smell and some boxes. Actually, a TON of boxes.

I make my way down some hallways, hearing the facility entrance close. Where are these hoes? Why are they hiding?.... Do I stink? Is my ass stinky?

"FINALLY I found a door!.. Oh, hey gu- WHAT THE FUCK-"

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