Bon x Reader (TWF)

THESE FUCKING WOODS

(AUTHORS NOTE: This chapter is gonna be a bit unfunny because I'm half asleep.)

"Okay.. but seriously, how do we get out?" My car still reeks of ass juice.
I turned to look to Bon, who had a thick goo coming from his left nostril.
"I don't know", he started, "maybe you should buy a map-"
I smacked the back of his head, earning a nice booiiimmm noise. I snickered a bit as he turned slowly to look at me with his spooky, dumbass looking eyes. "I will genuinely murder you just like I murdered the others." He said in seriousness. I didn't fucking care cause that was hilarious. I also throw up in my own lap because it stinks so bad.

I crank the car, starting it up and beginning to drive. I can't remember how I even got to the facility, it took me so long to get here and I passed the same spot so many times. I doubt I'll be able to find the exit ever again.
Bon is leaning against the door, propping his robot ass up with his arm like he's a human which is extremely weird. Drool falls from my mouth.
We pass by a couple trees I remember cause of their signs, and I reach one that isn't familiar at all. It's.. new.
"TURN LEFT FOR GOOD LUCK :)" It reads.
I've watched far too many horror movies to trust something like this..
"OH SHIT WAIT TURN THERE!" Bon yells, the goop coming from his nose spilling everywhere. "Oh damn, sorry" he sniffles.

I hand him a clean wipe, watching as he wipes his robotic nose with his steel claws. Mf ugly as hell. I aint never realize he built like a whole gumball machine. Everytime he talks his head dribbles like a basket ball.
Why is he... acting like this..

"Bon.. why are you acting like a human?" I ask.
He only looks at me and then turns away, almost as though he doesn't want to answer. Eventually he speaks up; "I don't know. Maybe it was something one of the technicians did to me."
Didn't he say that he killed them BECAUSE they were going to reprogram him? How could they have possibly got ahold of him first? Nothings adding up.. man fuck.. but I think we have a bigger problem.

My cars in a fucking lake. MY CAR IS IN A LAKE I FUCKKNG RECKED MY CAR EHAT THE FUCKBSHXJ WHAHOWKNHOW DIDNI WREAK MY CAR?? WHY WASNT I OAYKNG ATTAENTION!!?!?

"OH GOD PISSCICLE!!! DAMNIT." I scream as I see the water start to drip into the car. I force open the door, jumping out and backing up as it slowly submerges into the lake. "BON WHY IS YOUR UGLY ASS STILL IN THE CAR!?"
He doesn't answer.
Idiot.
"GET OUT!"
Nothing. No reply. He's just sitting there high as hell lookin like he's about to fall over.
Eventually he realizes that the car is under fucking water and screams. He jumps through the glass window, darting towards me. I dodge, spitting on him as he smacks into a tree.

He falls to the floor, a screw popping out of his shoulder as he leans back up. Guess we gon start walking.

Bon follows me as I stick my hands into the pockets of my coat. It's the middle of November, no nut, and this state gets very cold during November. The sunlight is blinded by the thick oak trees that clud up this forest.
I feel his eyes on me, and it's almost as though he's about to tell me something. I can feel that there's something he's hiding, I've known this rabbit for years, far before I ever joined Bunny Smiles INC. The same hardware that runs through his head was being developed when I was in high school. He's always remembered me, and I've always remembered him. I think he farted.

We walk for a good while, about an hour or two.
I'm shaking now as we reach a road, FINALLY a road. However, not a single person nor car in sight. I'd imagine they'd be afraid that a blood and oil soaked robot that smells like fried fish and dead children is following me, but oh well. Hell, I'm sure Bon would kill them if I needed their car. Either way, I need to avoid roads for this exact reason.
I feel Bon snake his arm around my waist, I blush and look up at him. He's still staring forward as though we're walking, but stops to look at me. "Why are you.. holding me?" I mumble loud enough for him to hear.
"Well.. you're obviously cold, and I don't want you to be cold. Common sense really, metal tends to warm if you lean against it.." he says. God damn he stupif asf too?? Why do I have to deal with this today. He waddles beside me like an obese penguin.

I just ignore him, shaking and continuing to walk. The trail I'm following is known to lead straight towards a river, probably one that leads to the city. At least, I'm hoping.
Bon lets go of me, seemingly embarrassed at his previous action. The road seems to have previously been walked over, fresh tracks of either an animal or a big human are in the dirt, which makes me a bit afraid. Who would have possibly been on this trail recently?

It doesn't matter. I'll be fine even if someone were to pop up. Bons here, and I know how to bite. And do castrations.
I hear a loud crash, turning to look at where the fuck it came from. Bon tripped over a branch. Face first.
I run ahead as fast as I can, looking behind to see him crying and talking a hit of his roboblunt. Lmfao fucking bozo.

I reach the lake, still running as fast as I can trying to reach the city before bon catches up. I spot the first house, GOOD SIGN.

I reach the city, twirling all around. The robot is nowhere in sight, a clear sign that he's out looking for me. Jokes on him he doesn't have a GPS system. Unless they put one in him. Ruh roh. Nah I doubt that. Unless. Huh.

I reach an abandoned house, seemingly recently abandoned. This could be a good sign, it looks very clean.
I turn the knob, smirkin and jerkin its girth a bit before entering quickly and shutting the door. This town seems so empty, only a store with not a single car, and a few houses. Must have moved closer to the middle of the city, being thats where all the big manufacturers are nowadays.
I find a small room upstairs with a window, turning and locking the door behind me just incase. There's a closet in here with the white paint chipping off, and it feels as though somethings lurking inside. Ever since I entered the house it felt like someone was watching, but I'm also paranoid.

I look out the window, seeing nothing but the store and some trees. Something behind me thuds and cracks, I turn around to see the closet door open. My hearts racing as I back up towards the corner, suddenly a large metal claw emerges, soaked in old blood. At first I have a feeling it's Bon, so I sigh in relief.
"Dude, you fucking scared me!" I laugh, walking forwards towards the door.

But it wasn't Bon. This thing was much more terrifying, and I never thought that was possible.
A human eye is popping out of what seems to be an animatronics eye socket, the other eye intact while organs hang from its lower jaw. It looks like it has white carpet stapled to its chest, and it's body is a dingy yellow soaked in blood. I scream out, mortified, when all of a sudden Bon bursts into the room and tackles it with a screech.

"FUCK YEAH BEAT ITS ASS!! OH SHIT WORLDSTAR" I howl, jumping around as he absolutely WWE SMACKDOWNS this thing. It's screeching and flailing as he rips it apart, strangling it with it's own wires. Dayum I neva noticed Bons got some cake on him.. absolute dumpy... smellin like a dill pickle up in here.

He stands up and curb stomps its face, denting it all the way in as blood pours from it. I doubt it's its own blood. He turns to look at me, we lock eyes as he slowly steps in my direction. He wraps his arms around my waist, his snout bent inward looking like a mf deformed orangutang as he leans down to smooch. I'm trying every position to kiss him but his face so fucked up I can't even reach his buckteeth. Oh well. I kiss his nose as his snout pops back out and hits me square in the face. I fall to the ground writhing in agony as he default dances, tripping over the dead robot and smacking his head on the closet. I'm too exhausted to keep my eyes open long enough to laugh, and end up drifting off to sleep. I dream of Bon, shitting himself, forcing me to clean it up and make him a fresh pair of undies.