Hogwarts Chats

Nargle Trouble

Nargle Trouble 12:00am August, 30

Luna Lovegood updated her status: Packing for Hogwarts is so difficult with the nargle infestation in my house! Does anyone know a good nargle exterminator?

Ron: First of all, What's a nargle?

Hermione: Ron, everyone knows they dont exist!

Luna: Of course they do! They're all over my house! They've stolen everything and I cant find where they've put my things.

Ron: Wait whats a nargle infestation??? Are there nargle exterminators???

Hermione: Nargles dont exist! I'll prove it to you! Wait one second!

*Hermione Granger logged off.*

*Harry Potter logged on*

Harry: Hey guys, I lost my hair brush and I cant find it any where!

Ron: Where did Hermione go?!? And wait Harry, you brush your hair?

Harry: Probably in the library. Wait! Where is my comb? And yes Ron I brush my hair, the chosen one has to look good you know. I have a photo shoot with "Wonderful Wizards," today and I'm like tots freaking out.

Luna: Harry, the nargles are at your house! Its obvious! And you sound like a girl.

Ron: Bloody attention seeker.

Harry: Wait, whats a nargle are they dangerous? (Ron and Luna😓!)

Luna: Well, when they they start to get over excited they start feeding on your brain cells.

*Harry Potter Runs Out Of His Room Freaking Out Screaming Like A Baby!*

Ron: I hope they mess up his hair.

*Voldemort logged on.*

*Voldemort speaks nargle*

Voldemort: Newwsdartywerbhsksi

Luna: That's not how you speak nargle.

Voldemort: Silly girl of course it is! I will destroy you! (Slide me a private chat on how to speak nargle.)

Luna: Okay!

Voldemort: Come my nargles, we must join our forces.

*All the nargles follow Voldemort as he laughs evilly*

*Hermione Granger logged on*

Hermione: Here I found article about nargles, and I quote, "Nargles are not real. The idea of nargles was believed to be created by a teenage girl. The myth states that nargles are invisible and that they steal your things. However nargles are not real and you probably have misplaced whatever is lost. Nargles are used in a common known saying, oh man I can't find my shoe, the nargles have been at it again."

Ron: Geez Hermione. I feel so enlightened.

Harry: So do they feed on your brain cells?

Hermione: Harry they don't exist.

Harry: You didn't answer my question! Do they feed on your brain cells?

*Hermione logged off seething, pitying her high intellectual brain level in not being able to communicate with others, to go to the library.*

Harry: It's time for my photo shoot! Tata!

Mrs. Weasly: Ronnie Poo dinner is ready! #dinner4theweaslys

Ron: Mom!!! Your not cool!

Luna: Ron that's mean!

Mrs. Weasly: Your welcome in our family now, your a very smart girl.

Ron: Another person in our family!

Mrs. Weasly: Don't talk back, log off and go fetch your bib from your room upstairs.

*Ron logged off extremely embarrassed.*

Mrs. Weasly: I just finished styling Harry's hair for the photo shoot he's a doll, and my favorite child.

Ron: Mom! I thought I was your favorite.

Mrs. Weasly: No darling it's Harry.

Luna: We all knew it was Harry.

*Mrs. Weasly's ex favorite child logged off."

Mrs. Weasly: I love playing with him! Well I must go dear! Tata!

*Mrs. Weasly yells, "Ron get your bib from your room."*

*Mrs. Weasly logged off. Tata!"

Luna: Well that's strange, both Harry and Mrs. Weasly said Tata. Curious, very curious indeed.

*Luna Lovegood logged off.*

Nargle exterminator: Hey, who called for the nargle exterminator?

Nargle exterminator: Alone again. Why does this always happen to me?

*Nargle exterminator logged off in self pity."

A/N- So what do you think, flash me a comment and let me know. Would you rather me make the characters more real and series but still funny, or just all of the chats completely absurd, or somewhere in the middle. Do you like the first or second chapter better? What topics should I write their chats about, have any ideas. Or just what characters would you like to have in the chats. Hope you enjoyed! Have a great weekend and spring break! Let me know about any of your books or books you like, especially about Harry Potter.