Voldemort not so Baldymort 1:03pm September, 3
*Voldemort changed his name to Badboy23.*
Bellatrix: That is a wonderful name my lord.
Lucius: No it's the best name my lord.
Wormtail: No it's the greatest name my lord.
Badboy23: Alright, calm down faithful servants. Where is Snape?
Bellatrix: Probably scouring the Facebook pages of students trying to find a way to take points from them, my lord.
Wormtail: He is not as faithful as I my lord.
Bellatrix: Or as I!
Lucius: Or as I!!!
Badboy23: Let us do what the cool kids are doing! Post pictures of our dogs!
Lucius: That is the best idea my lord.
Bellatrix:That is the greatest idea my lord!
Worm tail: ???...... Worntail is typing.
Wormtail: That is the ULTIMATE idea my lord.
Badboy23: Yes, yes it is.
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*Fred and George are in a private chat.*
Fred: I found Voldemort's Facebook, there are so many pictures of dogs. His name is Badboy23.
George:😮
Fred: I found an emoji for Voldy. 👽
George: It's perfect, they both have no nose.
Fred: Ready to give him the perfect do.
George: Yep. 👴this is gonna be👨! It's gonna be a miracle!
Fred: Hehehe
*Fred logged off."
*George logged off.*
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Voldemort just updated his status: Two kids with red hair and beautiful Italian mustaches came to my door and sold me hair killing solution. Yippee! I love my beautiful soft shaved bald head. Any hair, begone!
Bellatrix: Yes my lord I agree, I will go shave my head right now.
Badboy23: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Badboy23: I must be the only one with the most beautiful bald head.
Wormtail: Haaaaaa
*Wormtail is rolling on the floor laughing.*
Wormtail: You have the best bald head!
Lucius: You have the ULTIMATE bald head!
Bellatrix: ??????????
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Badboy23: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Badboy23: *Voldemort stuttering between furious puffs of anger.* My........hair.........is.......beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥😤😡😤😡😤😱😱😱😱
Badboy23: 🙀 I am going to die!
Badboy23: I look like this👨!!! Curse those two beautiful Italian boys!!!! May they live forever in a toilet.
*Badboy23 logged off to rip out his gorgeous, luscious hair, even though it doesn't come off.*
Fred and George: Hahahaha
*Fred and George clutching their bellies in laughter log off.*
Bellatix: I'm lost.
Wormtail: Where is Voldemort?
Lucius: I don't know what to do with my life..............
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*Wormtail, Lucius, and Bellatrix remain logged on.*
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