ICE CREAM AND BUTTER // Liskook

Story 4: Jungkook's Not A Simp

JUNGKOOK POV

I live by one rule and one rule only. Respect women, but don't simp. You know those boys who simp for women, you see them in shows. That one lead actress that everyone falls in love with at first sight. Yeah, that's not me. Let's say I've had a long history with women in the past. You know the story, get to know her, fall in love, get married, etc. Except I always get the last part wrong. The last part for me is always girl is cheating in on you, she's using you for your money, or she's crazy. Yep, there was this one girl I was courting, not dating. I thought she was cool, except she didn't let me go anywhere. Why you might ask, all she wanted was my dick. That's all she wanted. Yep, I let her go, and rumor has it that she actually ended up in a mental hospital; I hope she's doing okay. But finally, after months of finding love, I found a girl who was.......well, she wasn't perfect, but she's the best. Lisa was her name. Lisa was the first girl that I felt safe to go ahead and date. And now we've been together for almost 3 years. During those 3 years, I've gotten to know Lisa and everything she likes, her movement throughout the day. I remember one time when Lisa asked me~

"Hey baby, can you buy me food," she said with her puppy eyes.

At first, I was like, okay, and bought her some food. But from now on, she has to buy her own food if she has any cravings. Sure I take her out to dinner, and it's my treat. But sometimes, I'm feeling like doing some "fun" stuff with her after dinner, of you know what I mean.

*about to pay on the tablet*

"Wait, Lisa, you wanna have sex tonight," I asked her.

"Mmmm, no, not tonight," Lisa replied.

"Okay," I nodded.

*presses split the bill option*

Thanks a lot, Lisa; I had to play with myself that night. Anyway, Lisa was not aware of that charge in her bank statement. Complete highway robbery. I've also learned that Lisa does not know how to open a can opener. I mean, I try to be helpful but at this point, whenever she asked me~

"Hey babe, can you help me open this," she said as she struggled to open up the jar of beans.

Usually, the guy would show off his strength and open up the can or jar to be more realistic. Not me; I went over to the kitchen drawer and pulled out a can opener. 

"Here, use this," I gave it to Lisa.

LISA POV

Don't worry, readers, this sounds like a bad relationship. But trust me, man is keeping his word; he is not a simp.

JUNGKOOK POV

Oh yeah, readers, this one time Lisa's parents were staying at her house for 2 weeks so that she couldn't stay with me at my house. So during that time, I would either go to her house to help her out or go to my house. Sometimes we were super busy. All we could do was talk or face time.

(TEXT)

Lisa: Baby

Jungkook: Yeah, what's up?

Lisa: Come over to my house, let's fuck

Jungkook: But I'm busy 

Lisa: My parents aren't home, they left to see the city, they won't be back for hours

Jungkook: You're parents aren't home?

Lisa: Yep

Jungkook: That's cool; my parents aren't home either. Listen, Lisa, I got to get back to work.

Lisa: Baby, please

(END OF TEXT)

Leaving people on read. You hate to see it, but it happened. People think I'm cold, but I'm not. If you ask me, I get childish with Lisa over stuff, but it's funny banter in the end. This reminds, of one final story I need to tell you guys. One day, Lisa was feeling turned up. I just realized that she had just finished a bottle of vodka, and well, she went crazy. Think of her as a sour patch kid except take out the sweet and put in one-hundred percent sour. Yeah, that was her all day. I just wanted to relax that day, it was my day off, but of course, Lisa wanted to have fun with me. Not the, let's cuddle fun, cause I'm fine with cuddling with her. She wanted to have fun by twerking against my crouch every second. 

"Come on, let's dance, baby," she said in her drunken tone.

I tried to get away from her, running to the kitchen, but she kept on following me. Her hands were on my neck, being clingy and moving her legs, not noticing our surroundings. That's when we heard something break. The both of us stopped, and I walked over to realize something. Something that would scar me for the rest of my life. 

"Y~You broke the Kookie jar," yes, I spell it with K; your eyes are not deceiving you. 

"Uhh, sorry baby," Lisa finally has gone sober.

My Kookies are dead; Lisa broke them. Next thing you know, I pinned Lisa against the wall.

"Sour like candy huh," I growled in her ear.

I'm pissed, I'm not trying to sound sexy, but Lisa thinks I am.

"You know Lisa. Do you know what's worse than sour candy? When you break Jungkook's Kookies," I said. "I'm hungry now; you know what I'm craving."

"N~No," she whimpered.

"I'm craving~

Yeah, that's the end of that. Try to guess what I was going to say.