Lookism Oneshots/Short Stories

{2} Repond To "I want a baby"

Eli:
~{male} "Baby, we can't."
~{female} -kisses your head- "One day. Right now we have a daughter and all of Hostel."

Logan:
~{male} "Shut the fuck up about that. Wait. Do you mean you want to-?"
~{female} "No, but I will take off the condom for you tonight."

Kouji:
~{male} "You're an idiot."
~{female} "I don't have that kind of money."

Charles:
~{male} "Don't waste my time with your nonsense."
~{female} "I have enough headaches. Go play with Crystal and Gun if you want to feel like you have children."

Gun:
~{male} "How much did Goo pay you?"
~{female} "Baby, I have a wallet full of beautiful children."

Goo:
~{male} "Ha. That's a good one. I'll give you ₩6,000,000 to go say that to Gun."
~{female} "So you want more time in bed?"

Johan:
~{male} "Why are you so stupid?" -blushing hard af-
~{female} "No." -turns away to hide blush on his face-

Jake:
~{male} "I'm sorry, love. It doesn't work like that, but we can try anyway." -wink-
~{female} "Let me work things out with Big Deal and then I'll take you to bed as many times as I need to for you to have your wish."

Jerry:
~{male} "I don't think that's how that works. Should I ask Jake? No. He's busy. The little one, Lineman, might know what you mean by that."
~{female} "Not now. I have things with Big Deal to deal with, but Jake and his girlfriend are having one, you can babysit that baby when we're gone. Once we have everything settled, then you'll have my child."

Lineman:
~{male} -begins to sweat- "I don't understand what you mean by that?"
~{female} -chokes on his burrito- "oh- a baby. I'm sorry, I'm not ready to be a dad yet." -cheesy smile-

Jin:
~{male} -stares at you like you've lost your mind-
~{female} "No, not yet. One day, but not yet."

Scott:
~{male} -winks- "if you wanted me in bed that much, why didn't you just say so?"
~{female} "No, to the baby. Yes, to you going and getting a condom."

Dominic:
~{male} "you stupid ass mother fu-"
~{female} "no."