Lookism Oneshots/Short Stories

{1} Respond To "I'm pregnant"

Daniel:
~{male} "I-um- how?"
~{female} "you- you are? Oh. Oh man. Crap. Where's Vasco? No. Zack. No! Jay! Where's Jay?! How do you take care of baby?"

Joy:
~{male} "You're pregnant?" -laughs it off-
~{female} "How? Y/N. How?" -cries-

Jay:
~{male} -stares-
~{female} -immediately rushes you to the hospital-

Zoe:
~{male} "no."
~{female} "who's is it? I know I'm too good in that bed for it to be a mans"

Zack:
~{male} "dude. Wtf."
~{female} "Oh shit" -rushes to a drug store and buys 10 pregnancy tests-

Mira:
~{male} -laughs- "Okay, honey"
~{female} -cries- "you cheated on me?"

Jiho:
~{male} "Shut up."
~{female} "fuck"

Crystal:
~{male} "Yeah? Maybe you should go to the doctor and have that looked at"
~{female} "if you wanted a baby I could have gotten us a surrogate."

Vasco:
~{male} "WHAT? HOW? BUT YOU HAVE A... AND NOT A.... HOLD ON LET ME CALL LITTLE DANIEL."
~{female} -passes out-

Jace:
~{male} "dude. What the fuck?"
~{female} "Let's go to the hospital to make sure you're healthy."

Vin:
~{male} "Haha. You're sooooo funny" -stares at you-
~{female} "fuck." -calls Mary and asks for advice-

Mary:
~{male} -laughs- "you're so stupid."
~{female} "now how the fuck-"

Duke:
~{male} "I... um... what? Say it again, please?"
~{female} "You're... oh... OH. Okay. Let's go buy clothes! He'll need clothes! Or she! We can't assume yet. It's too soon! And diapers! And-"