BABY BAY

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Barbra was 9 months along at this point in life and  looking more pretty than ever, her skin was glowing, her boby looking so fine- that is other than her big tum tum- she was soon ready to pop!

*at the er*

"AHHHGGGGGHHHHHHH" said barbra in pain

"ma'am you'll be okay" said the doctor

"no stfu i bet you dot even no my pain old crusty man"

"oh </3"

"yea so birth this baby or u die istg"

"damn girl calm down"

"NO BIRTH THIS UNKNOWN FATHER THING"

"but the fathers li-"

"DONT SAY IT HO"

"well then-"

*420 minets later*

"heres ur baby girl"

"oh thanks doc"

"well its my job"

"homophobic basterd..." wispered barbra

"well whats her name?"

"jouna"

"uhm thats diffrent"

"yep"

barbra and jouna went home that day and lived nicely

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