Redgrave Family Shenanigans

Eroge Protag EX+++

3rd POV:

Duncan was now having an important talk with the most troublesome person in the world.

MERLIN "THE DICK WIZARD"

Merlin: "I'm telling you that skill of yours is quite useful."

Duncan: "And i'm telling you i have no idea what skill you are talking about."

Merlin: "What skill other than your Eroge Protag EX+++, of course."

Duncan: "Where the hell did you come up with the idea for that?"

Merlin: "How about a demonstration, you got nothing to lose."

Duncan: "Why do i get the feeling this is gonna end badly for me?"

Merlin: "Nonsense, now we need an assistant, ah i know just the right person, Lartoria (Artoria Lancer) mind coming here for a minute?"

ARTORIA PENDRAGON LANCER "ARTORIA MOMMY MILKERS EDITION"

Lartoria: "Hi Duncan." Then she turned her attention towards Merlin. "Now what is it that you want Merlin?"

Duncan: "Hi Lartoria, the flower for brains here wants to test an experiment of his."

Lartoria: "Then we must stay as far away as possible from him."

She started to drag Duncan away from Merlin.

Merlin: "Wait just a second. I promise on my honor that nothing bad is gonna happen."

Duncan/Lartoria: "You have honor?"

Merlin: "How can you be so cruel?! Anyway let's get started."

Merlin took out a stick from out of nowhere and held it in an horizontal position.

Merlin: "Now Duncan, can you do a backflip over this?"

Duncan: "What's that supposed to do?"

Merlin: "Just do it, it's gonna be worth it."

Seeing that there's no escape from the dick wizard, Duncan took his position and did a backflip.

Duncan: "Happy now?"

Merlin: "Oh i'm not the one who is happy. Look over there." He said pointing at Lartoria.

When Duncan looked at Lartoria she had hearts in her eyes and a hungry look.

Lartoria: "You. Me. Mana transfer. Now."

She then proceeded to restrain Duncan and take him away.

Duncan: "WITH MY LAST BREATH I CURSE MEERRRLLLIIIN!"

Merlin only watched and waved as Lartoria took Duncan away.

Merlin: "Have fun you two."

At that moment Merlin felt shivers going down his spine, as he heard in the distance the forbiden words.

???: "Ara... Ara~"

Melrin: "I pray for your safety Duncan... and for you pelvis."

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