it was an ordinary day for Ben. He was busy sharting on the toilet and FaceTiming his gf Constance 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 (dont tell vivien 😘) well anyways he got up and suddenly wanted to go visit Constance so he told vivien that he was going shopping 🛒 for an anniversary gift for his beloved wifey. (Well their anniversary wasnt for another 8 months so Ben is such a stupid whore) and vivien kNeW he was lying . anyways he got a reminder on his phone that said he had an appointment with a bitch for his therapy session. Welp oops. He built a clone of himself out of a potato sack stuffed with straw. It ended up looking like a dildo instead of a person but u know what Ben looks like a walking dildo soo...
He walked to Constances house and knocked on the door. Constance opened it and was like "oOh hi handsome BaKa 🥵🥵😭🤪🗿👁🗨🔜"
And then idk why the text is like this but Ben was like "stahp im nothing of the sort 😩🥺😣🥴😻" they both aggressively made out in the kitchen. Even tho Constance was older than ben he thot she was such a hot thot. Vivien was watching thru the window 🪟 oops 👁. Whatever she didn't need ben the dildo. She then bought a new house in Texas and moved there and exposed ben on TikTok. She said that he sharts. he then lost 3 billion followers and got canceled. He didn't even realize until he was done having seggz with Constance and addie was standing there like this🧍🏻♀️. Chile anyways so Ben checked his phone real quick and saw that he lost 😡 all👩🏿❤️👨🏽 OF 🤳🏿 his 🔚 followers 💍! He died from the shock and then Constance started aggressively making out with his corpse. 💀 lmao. Then ben turned into a ghost and was trapped in the murder house 4ever. Then he went and murdered Constance so they were together 4ever. Oh and also he forgot about the bitch who came to him for an appointment. So he also murdered her. Then they all committed arson on the house and then rebuilt a mansion out of dildos.
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HumorIncludes: Ben x Constance Ben x reader Woody x buzz lightyear Mcqueen x reader And so many more