The æss shaped house

The room- Chapter 1

"AHQUQGAGAJAKAKAKA SMACK MY ÆSS PURRR SLAY" I wake up with this scream, realising it comes from me and I just had a nightmare, but I can't remember it. I then stand up but I realise I am almost completely nãked! Maybe a sêxy cupcakke/sëxy man took it away... I then raise my 12 feet hair in the air with my arm, but by doing so, my 3.5 feet body is lifted in the air and when I fall to the ground back, I hit my head so bad that I start seeing airplanes in the night sky pretending they are shooting stars. After a brief moment, I hear a voice saying "please, save me" coming from a room near mine. AND THEN, I WALK IN THE OTHER ROOM WHERE I SEE A CUPCAKKE SMACKING A GIRL'S ASS LIKE A DRUM WHILE SINGING HER SONG "QUEEN ELIZABĮTĆH". All of a sudden, I lift in the air with my tummy facing the sky and I then take an enormous shært that hits cupcakke in her mouth leaving her speechless. But I then realised the girl had already died. Afraid, I start running to reach the exit of the room. After taking something like two hours, I exit the room, and I find out the room is surrounded by a forest, and cupcakke is following me...