I wake up in an unknown room again. As soon as I stand up I realise I can't stand up and my smol UWU legs are now emo and broken, maybe because of the smacking... I start rolling on the ground as a sausage and I finally reach the door, but I discover it's locked, and by hitting it I manage to get a third tipe cranial trauma. I then feel lifted in the air for the third time, and I feel that my legs are broken no more, but are a bit shorter, and then I realise the magic has opened the door. Since I am a baddie I still decide to close it again and hit it breaking at least 6 of my ribs uwu. I then notice I am in a æss shaped house, and I am in the highest part of it. I then walk down a staircase but my long aqua pink gold hair make me stumble and I fall down 10 flights of stairs uwu. A loud crack follows my fall, both by my spinal chord, both by the mansion's floor. And then I hear her, cupcakke, shouting "PÆPIIIIIII ARE YOU TRYING TO ESCAPEEEEEEEE". I have a feeling that I have to run, and I hide in a closet (purrr I am bi now 🥺) hoping for the best, but then I casually sneeze making a high pitched noise, and cupcakke reaches me, saying "PÆPIIIIIII HERE I COMEEEEEEE"
Disclaimer for the bi part: guys I am not straight and I was trying to make a joke on how some people fake to be bi
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The æss shaped house
HumorTrisha suddenly wakes up in a strange room she never saw, then she hears a noise...