I wrote this back in 2021, I just re-published it because it's pretty funny.
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THIS IS SATIRE!
Everything you are about to read was written as a joke, in case it wasn't obvious.
This is not intending to do any actual serious shipping.
Make sure to follow (or even twitch prime ;]) to Liam at twitch.tv/liam_kaplan because he really deserves it !! <3
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Anyway, I, Mello, Poster of shit, wish you a very painful reading.
YOU ARE READING
"I'm gay for the egg" [Liam_Kaplan X Red Egg]
Romance¡¡¡!!! MAKE SURE TO READ THE AUTHOR'S NOTE!!!¡¡¡¡ ~~~~~~~~ Liam is in an unhealthy relationship with Clifford The Big Red dog, until he finds Red Egg... And then the story, and Liam's life, takes an unexpected twist.
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