𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 ⇢ 𝐄. 𝐘𝐞𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐫

𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙽𝚒𝚗𝚎

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Tuesday, June 27, 12:00pm
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The days have been going fast now, you thanked god that you switched a week and a half before the full moon. Or else life would be a living hell. Only a few more days till you were able to switch back, 8 to be exact.

The past few days have been funny as fuck, Jean and Mikasa had a pregnancy scare and Jean was freaking out like a bitch.

Isiah, being Isiah, made fun of Jeans "pull out game" so karma struck and the next day Tai had a pregnancy scare.

And Jean then said to Isiah "What happened to my pull out game being weak? Cause it looks like yours is too." And started laughing uncontrollably

Next on the list Eren, being the dumbass he is, wanted to try out the "racism of my black people" is what he called it? But it was reckless as fuck. He done went infront of a white officer. (Thank god the officer wasn't racist), screamed "fuck 12" and started running away.

While it was funny you were still scared your poor body was gonna get shot and killed, and you couldn't switch back. And you were obviously scared of losing Eren too of course. But the officers just laughed about it and told you guys to have a good day, thank god they weren't racist cause if Eren got you shot... you would kill him yourself, cause you was not bout to get hate crimed cause of his dumbass.

Lately you and Eren have been working things out, with the help of Armin of course. And you really believe you guys can go out again because you truly do love him. But you were now in the groupchat, since Isiah had a lot to say about the whole "pregnancy" ordeal.

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Gang Groupchat 😈💃🏽😎

Isiah/ sperm donor to Tai Baybee 😈🕺🏽
all i'm saying is... yo pull out game weak son
now it's okkkk it happens to the strongest of
the soldiers i promise 🙏🏾☺️

Jean/ sperm donor to Baby Mika 🐎😎
isiah fuck up with that cause you got
a pregnancy scare the next fucking day
looks like your pull out game real weak
but it happens to the "strongest of soldiers"
right ? 🤡

Baby Mika 🥺🤍
I- 💀

Akai Bestay 😍🤞🏽
PLEASE

Tai Baybee 😼🎀
he ain't lyin 💀

Me
you should be ashamed 💀

Sasha Bae 🥰🧸
you should be disappointed 🙁

Isiah/ sperm donor to Tai Baybee 😈🕺🏽
are you..... hate crimin me white boy ?

Jean/ sperm donor to Baby Mika 🐎😎
FFS STOP COMPARING ME TO
THOSE SNOW POSSUMS

Connie/ sperm donor to Sasha Bae 👨🏼‍🦲⚽️
i could never, pregnancy scare where ? 😬🤡

Isiah/ sperm donor to Tai Baybee 😈🕺🏽
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Jean/ sperm donor to Baby Mika 🐎😎
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