POV: Your Mother Marries Into a Serial Killer Family

Operation: Retrieving Uncle Brian

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It had only been a week since all hell broke loose at the wedding thanks to the Theron children.  Blix gave proper punishment to her children. Nothing like the local wolves having a playdate with Shizzle while Lura and Taunt witnessed in horror. But hey, at least Blix still had their honeymoon in Hawái with Masky to look forward to.

It was a one-week getaway to relaxation and peace for the newlywed couple. They hadn't really given much thought to who would take care of the kids while they were gone. Rowan was a stoner aunt who was never really around, therefore they weren't the best candidate. That left them with Brian. Masky was sure he wouldn't mind taking care of his bratty chaotic children for a while.

That was until Brian left the note.

Toby walked downstairs into the Theron family's kitchen. Due to him being a morning child he was the only one up and the first one to notice Brian was nowhere to be found. All he found was an MLP sticky note on the fridge with the following words:

I'd rather deal with the fucking Operator again than to deal with you demon children... plus Toby

- Brian <3

Toby had paused for a moment as he tried to comprehend what was going on. He rushed to the most authority-like person he could think of at the moment.

Lura

"GODDAMMIT WAKE UP" he banged on the door aggressively. His loud ruckus had managed to wake up some of the other kids.

The door swung up revealing a sleepy Lura who looked like they wanted to beat the living shit out of him. Toby slightly regretted not running to Taunt instead-.

"I swear Toby there better be a good re-"

She got cut off by Toby shoving the sticky note in her hand. "Just read it and then decided!".

And so, a sibling meeting had been called. They discussed the current dilemma as Lura made them all breakfast with a little help from Toby.

"I don't see why Brian wouldn't want to deal with us, we're awesome" Shizzle stated in an offended tone while munching on a toaster waffle.

"Our existence in general just pisses him off, and I don't blame him" Lura mumbled way too focused on cooking the bacon. A curious Toby just watching them like a hawk.

Taunt let out a frustrated sigh. "That's beside the point- he took all the money and the car so we need to retrieve him, but we got no idea where-"

"Lura and I microchipped him a few days ago" Toby happily cut in while whipping out the little tracking device from his pocket. The two had found it in Rowan's room and decided it would be funny to put it in Brian when he came over. Perfect cousin bonding.

Shizzle grumbled about not being in on the scheme, while on the other hand, Taunt was slightly concerned about how they pulled it off but didn't want to pry further. They now had Brian's location and that was enough for all of them to formulate a plan. "So where is he according to the tracker?"

"On his way to Alabama probably". Gee Brian really did mean what he said in the note. Alex Kralie showdown part 2 here we go-

"Well, I know mom and Aunt Row stole an old car a while back, also, Shizzle and I found a dart gun in mom's room," Lura said in a suggestive tone.

All of them were thinking of the same thing. Wink Wonk

AND SO A GREAT PLAN WAS FORMULATED~!