•Number Eight :
When Bitches Switch , Think They Got A Butt ;-facepalms- Out of all the things that really pisses me off , this may be one of the top ones .
But ... IF YOU DONT HAVE A BUTT , EMBRACE THAT PANCAKE ASS !
DONT BE WALKING AROUND LIKE YOU GOTTA POOP OR YOU GOT A TIGHT ASS WEDGIE AND DONT FEEL LIKE PICKING IT OUT .
THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU WALK PAST ME LIKE YOU HAVE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU GAHDAMMN LEGS , I WILL FREAKING KNOCK YOU TF DOWN !
-takes a deep breath and drinks some Koolaid- All better now😌☺️🆗
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HumorAs some of yall know , I'm either always mad at someone or something xD But that's just me , this book is explaining some of the reasons of why I'm always pissed onna daily bases xD