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•Number Eight :
When Bitches Switch , Think They Got A Butt ;

-facepalms- Out of all the things that really pisses me off , this may be one of the top ones .

But ... IF YOU DONT HAVE A BUTT , EMBRACE THAT PANCAKE ASS !

DONT BE WALKING AROUND LIKE YOU GOTTA POOP OR YOU GOT A TIGHT ASS WEDGIE AND DONT FEEL LIKE PICKING IT OUT .

THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU WALK PAST ME LIKE YOU HAVE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU GAHDAMMN LEGS , I WILL FREAKING KNOCK YOU TF DOWN !

-takes a deep breath and drinks some Koolaid- All better now😌☺️🆗

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