My step brother

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I woke up this morning and checked my phone it was June 16th aka my brother's 23rd birthday. I texted him happy birthday bub I love you. I made a post for him on my Instagram and I hoped he would see it. I got up and used the restroom then went back into my room. I heard every one else was awake and hanging out downstairs. I walked over to andy and made sure he was still breathing. Good news he was he was just really knocked out he is a really heavy sleeper. There were a couple times I thought he was dead but he wasn't thank God. I just remembered andys 30th birthday is gonna be this year. I accidentally said out loud holy fuck he's getting old andy woke up and said huh who's getting old and looked at me. I said oh shit I said that out loud my bad he said oh ok and layed back down I laughed a little and walked out my room and went downstairs. I said mom I can't believe it she said wat Olivia. I said Andrew is gonna be 30 this year she said oh wow that's crazy. My dad said really wow I thought he was in his early 20s I said no. He said damn he really doesn't look his age I said I know it's fucking crazy. My mom said Olivia your gonna be 20 I said don't remind me mom I know I'm getting old. She said shut up no your not I said sure ok mom I am. I can legally drink next year and I smiled and yelled SHOTS MOTHER FUCKERS. My mom said Olivia andy is still sleeping. Andy ran downstairs and said shots where I turned around and laughed and said no where babe. He said that's bull shit u can't just yell shots and not have any. I said oh honestly u right about that and he laughed. My mom said good morning andy he said good morning mom. I opened my arms and andy walked over to me and picked me up and I wrapped my legs around him I kissed him and said good morning andy I love you. He said good morning Olivia I love you too. I smiled and said aw shit u cute and he laughed. Mom said your brother and his girlfriend are going to meet us at the mini golf place in a couple hours we said ok cool. Me and andy showered after we got out we changed. I decided to wear my AC/DC crop top and blue jean shorts and some vans. Andy wore a metallica shirt and black jeans and vans as well. He also decided to wear his batman hat I laughed and said aw baby ypu look adorable he looked at me and pinched my cheeks. I said stop u asshole and smacked his thigh he yelped and said the fuck babe that actually hurt i smirked and said oops daddy. I stopped and said oh shit I cant believe I jusy said that. He looked at me and said what did ypu just call me and he smiled really wide. He ran out of my room and yelled MOM OH MY GOD YOUR DAUGHTER JUST CALLED ME DADDY. She said um ok that's sounds about right. I walked out and said oops my bad it slipped out he looked at me and winked and said that's not the only thing about to slip out and snapped his finger and pointed at me. I said Andrew Dennis Biersack keep your damn dick in your pants it's my brother's birthday. He laughed and said I was joking I swear I said hmm ok boo sure I heard that many times. A little while later we went to the mini golf place and all got out. I ran to my brother and yelled HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU OLD ASS. He said damn thanks sis love u too I gave him a hug and he squeezed me I said ow fuck bub u trying to break my damn ribs he laughed and said oops. I gave his girlfriend a hug after we all said hey we went inside andy decided that he was gonna pay and he said end of discussion. Needless to say andy paid we all went and grabbed our golf balls and clubs. As we were walking some guy was staring at me I grabbed andys hand and he said what. I said some gut was staring at me he said the fuck he is ill punch that bastard. I said damn calm down he said he come near u ill knock his teeth out I laughed and squeezed his hand tightly he said damn babe u tryna break my damn hand I said shut the hell up u asshole. He slapped my ass and I slapped his arm I accidentally left a mark and he looked at me like he was about to pick my ass up and throw me but he just smirked bit his lip and walked away. I said oh I really fucked up big time. We all played for an hour and I kept noticing the guy was staring at my ass but I ignored it and hung out with my family. Turns out andy won and he was really happy about that he said dinner is on me because I love u guys so damn much. I turned one last time when we were picking our stuff up the guy made a sexual hand gesture and I said fuck off. He rolled his eyes and flipped me off. I yelled I WILL LITERALLY STICK MY FOOT UP YOUR ASSHOLE. Everyone turned and looked at me and said wat the fuck Olivia andy pulled me closer and told the guy to fuck himself. We walked out and went out to eat andy paid of course I put my head on andys shoulder and he kissed my head. A couple hours later we finally made it home andy carried me to bed and took off my bra and shorts. I guess he changed and also climbed in bed with me and fell asleep as well.