Asmo: "Strictly hypothetical. Let's say MC wants to take you on a date."
Solomon: "Why is that hypothetical?"
*Gives Solomon a quick up and down*
Asmo: "Oh, honey...."
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mc: ugh thank you so much simeon, you're such an ANGEL
Simeon: uhh thank you ??
Simeon: ... and you're such a human?
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Mc: *sneaks into house at 2am*
Lucifer: *turns into swivel chair* care to tell me where you were?
Mc: I was with... Uh... Mammon!
Mammon: *also turns into swivel chair* Care to- *keeps spinning* Lucifer I can't stop the chair.
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Leviathan, acting tough: You guys don't want to mess with me.
MC: Yeah, Levi will straight-up cry in public. Don't try him!
Leviathan: Exactly, I will straight up-
Leviathan:
Leviathan, tearing up: MC, why would you say that?!
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MC: *chillin in Purgatory Hall after dealing with some of the brothers' bs*
MC: *sigh* Guys are so dumb, promise me you'll never be one when you grow up Luke.
Luke: *just tryin to decorate some cupcakes* I'll..try?
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Random[𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗘] I'm a sucker for Obey Me(at least everyone exluding belphegor) so i thought why not make a incorrect quotes book since i don't have any hobbies we're here. Credits go the people who made them and theres now 5 quotes per chapter.
