Mc: Hey, Diavolo! I'm here to take your butler to plowtown!
Diavolo: Damn it, Mc- You're twenty minutes late, do you even know how to get there?
Mc: Yeah, we reserved a hotel room, Plowtown, Pennsylvania. Beautiful spot, wholesome
Diavolo: Five' O clock, your gonna get stuck in traffic
Mc: Ah it's okay, more time for me and Barbatos to have sex in the car
Mc and Diavolo: *laughing like idiots*
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Random[𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗘] I'm a sucker for Obey Me(at least everyone exluding belphegor) so i thought why not make a incorrect quotes book since i don't have any hobbies we're here. Credits go the people who made them and theres now 5 quotes per chapter.
