Beel: Never feel bad about eating unhealthy things like cheesecake.
Beel: As Satan says, use the science of relativity. Cheesecake is healthier than crystal meth. Take another slice and be thankful.
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Random[𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗘] I'm a sucker for Obey Me(at least everyone exluding belphegor) so i thought why not make a incorrect quotes book since i don't have any hobbies we're here. Credits go the people who made them and theres now 5 quotes per chapter.
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Beel: Never feel bad about eating unhealthy things like cheesecake.
Beel: As Satan says, use the science of relativity. Cheesecake is healthier than crystal meth. Take another slice and be thankful.