*Mammon over the intercom at RAD*
Mammon: "I've only watched over MC for a day and a half..."
*Brothers collectively sigh as they all get up to collect a drunk Mammon from the main office of RAD*
Mammon: "...but if anything happened to them, I would kill everyone in this school, and then myself. I LOVE YOU MC!"
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Mammon: *nudges MC at 3am* Pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. They're just floating rocks in space. MC? Wake up, MC! Listen! They're sexless!
MC: The sun isn't a rock, go back to sleep.
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MC, shopping downtown: I swear I get the feeling I'm being followed today.
*Walks past Simeon and Luke who's watching behind newspapers with shades*
*Doesn't see Lucifer or Mammon walking around in suspicious looking jackets in store*
*Fails to notice Diavolo and Barbatos wearing fedoras as both hide behind a tree*
*Walks around Beel and Belphie who pretend to be in disguises sleep next to them on the bench*
*Doesn't see Asmo, Satan or Levi watching In a car that's circled the block three times*
*Trips over something near Solomon who doesn't even bother with a disguise*
MC: Nahhh. it's probably just me. :)
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Solomon: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million Grimm?
Mammon: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
MC: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Mammon: Good thinking.
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*at ristoranté six*
Solomon: I put poison in one of our drinks.
Lucifer: ...
Solomon: But I forgot which one it was.
Lucifer: With the way this dinner is going I hope it's mine.
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Random[𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗘] I'm a sucker for Obey Me(at least everyone exluding belphegor) so i thought why not make a incorrect quotes book since i don't have any hobbies we're here. Credits go the people who made them and theres now 5 quotes per chapter.
