Diavolo: Oh Lucifer!
Lucifer: What is it Lord Diavolo, I am very busy with paperwork at the moment.
Diavolo: Don't worry this will be quick. What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
Lucifer: ...Out of business. People don-
Diavolo: A satis-factory. 😀
Lucifer: 😐...I'm going back to work now.
Diavolo: Lucifer wait...!
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mc is waiting to go into the bathroom cuz mammon is taking a LONG pee
mc: *hears him peeing* you frying chicken in there bro? damn
mc: BEEL NO
mammon: AHHHHHHHHHH
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[Asmodeus while Mc is on earth]
Satan: Hey, Asmo
Asmo: Mc used to call me that...
Satan:
Satan: Because that's your fucking name.
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Simeon: MC HELP!
MC: WHO DID WHAT THIS TIME
Simeon: SOMEONE'S STUCK IN MY PHONE AND THEY KNOW MY NAME
Phone: Hello! I am your Google Assistant, how may I help?
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Satan: Thought I was meowing back at my cat for the past hour, but it was just me and Mammon meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.
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Random[𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗘] I'm a sucker for Obey Me(at least everyone exluding belphegor) so i thought why not make a incorrect quotes book since i don't have any hobbies we're here. Credits go the people who made them and theres now 5 quotes per chapter.
