Satan: "What in the Devildom happened to the kitchen?!"
Beel: "Well the fridge broke so I had to eat everything."
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Asmodeus, in disbelief: I can't believe you've done this...
MC: I'm sorry I didn't know!
Asmodeus, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE! NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!
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*Mc and Levi are in an argument in a game*
Mc: I hate you!!
Levi: I hate myself even more!!!
Mc: ...
Mc: babe, we've talked about this..*Mc and Levi are in an argument in a game*
Mc: I hate you!!
Levi: I hate myself even more!!!
Mc: ...
Mc: babe, we've talked about this..
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MC: Ducks are better than rabbits.
Asmodeus: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.
Beelzebub: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.
Asmodeus: We're not talking about flavor, Beel!
Beelzebub: Flavour counts!
Asmodeus: Who carries around a duck's foot for good luck? Anyone?
Leviathan: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I'll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who's cozier?
Asmodeus: Okay, but-
Leviathan: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO'S COZIER?
Satan: Then why don't we take a rabbit, a duck, stick them in a cardboard box, and let them fight it out??
Asmodeus: BECAUSE IT'S ILLEGAL, SATAN!
Satan: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, ASMO!
MC: I- Jeez-
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Solomon, standing infront of a balcony as he looks into MC's eyes: I've loved you for a million lifetimes.
MC: And in everyone of them you've failed to correctly cook.
Solomon:
MC: It's probably so many lifetimes because I've died from your cooking in each one.
Solomon:
Solomon, attempting to be dreamy again: A million lifetimes.
MC, being dreamy right back: correctly cook.
Solomon: Wow. can't I just have a moment, MC? >:(
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Random[𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗘] I'm a sucker for Obey Me(at least everyone exluding belphegor) so i thought why not make a incorrect quotes book since i don't have any hobbies we're here. Credits go the people who made them and theres now 5 quotes per chapter.
