Luke: "Can I make you some tea?"
Simeon: *half listening while working on RAD assignments* "Yeah, sure."
Luke: "Alright, we have...green tea, detox, and....shimama lay?"
Simeon: *stopping everything* "..what did you call it?"
Luke: *nervously* "Shi...shimama lay???"
Simeon: "It's chamomile.." *takes out his phone*
Luke: "W....wait..!"
Simeon: "I texted everyone ♡♡♡!"
Luke: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
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MC: We need to distract these guys
Satan: Leave it to me
Satan: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Mammon, Levi, and Asmo: *Immediately begin arguing*
Lucifer, watching in horror: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.
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Satan, first day as a vet: What's the problem?
Cat: meow
Satan: Yes but where?
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MC: calls Lucifer
Lucifer: answers
MC: I'm in a dilemma
Lucifer: I'm in the shower
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MC: *out of nowhere* If you spell applesauce, with all 'A's that would give you-
MC, Levi and Mam: AAAAAAAAAA!!!
Luci: I don't know what to do with you three anymore... I cannot deal with you right now.
MC: Stop hating on our fun, Luci.
Luci: I'll "stop hating" when you all are less annoying!
Levi: *under his breath* Well fine, then, Grandpa...
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Random[𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗘] I'm a sucker for Obey Me(at least everyone exluding belphegor) so i thought why not make a incorrect quotes book since i don't have any hobbies we're here. Credits go the people who made them and theres now 5 quotes per chapter.
