Barbatos: Oh MC, do you enjoy tea?
MC smiling to themselves: Yes, I love it!
Barbatos: Wonderful! May I know your favorite type? I may be able t-
MC: It's you shaw-tea
Barbatos: . . .I hate it here.
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MC: I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous
Thirteen: Holding a really sharp knife to their neck usually does the trick for me
Solomon: As a boy I can confirm that this makes me really nervous
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Asmo: When I said you should try being friendlier this isn't what I meant.
Satan, stirring a cup of tea aggressively: Oh, so now I'm TOO friendly? There's no pleasing you.
Solomon, who broke into the house an hour ago: Two sugars please.
Satan: Coming right up.
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MC: Why does Lucifer always do the laundry so loudly?
Asmodeus: So everyone knows that no one helps him out in the house.
Lucifer, in the distance: *Slams the washing machine shut*
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Diavolo: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.
Simeon: Oh, you've been?
Diavolo: Once. In Monopoly.
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Random[𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗘] I'm a sucker for Obey Me(at least everyone exluding belphegor) so i thought why not make a incorrect quotes book since i don't have any hobbies we're here. Credits go the people who made them and theres now 5 quotes per chapter.
