MC: If you ain't got no money, take yo broke ass home-
Mammon: Okay. Geez ya don't have to be so rude, I'll go. *stands up from his seat and leaves the room*
MC:
MC: ...Mammon, you were supposed to spell 'glamorous'...
MC: Mammon?
MC:
MC: Fucker, really left and went home without me.
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Lucifer: *wears a slightly lighter shade of black*
Asmo: I see you're bursting out the spring colors.
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Mammon, holding a bouquet of roses: Will you date me? Will you date me? Will you please please pleaseee date m—
MC, opening their bedroom door: Mammon wth why are you asking my door to date you?
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MC: *staring deadpan in to a camera with a microphone in hand* And here, you can see the endangered Levi in his natural habitat.
Levi: *Falls down the stairs, spilling his cereal everywhere*
MC: Natural selection is coming for this specimen.
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[At MC's funeral]
Mammon: Look, can I have a moment with them?
Mammon (to MC): Alright, listen fucker. I know you're not actually dead.
MC: *opens eyes* yEAH NO SHIT
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Random[𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗘] I'm a sucker for Obey Me(at least everyone exluding belphegor) so i thought why not make a incorrect quotes book since i don't have any hobbies we're here. Credits go the people who made them and theres now 5 quotes per chapter.
