MC: Lucifer told us to buy the good coffee now. Not that cheap knockoff "coffee" you bought from that shady guy you met on the street.
Mammon: Hey! What ya mean 'bout that, huh?! Coffee is coffee, I don't see what's the big deal about it.
MC: That's Lucifer's life support, he needs that to survive. Now come on, let's finish this quick before it gets late. *drags Mammon to the coffee aisle*
Mammon: I don't see it.
MC: Mammon! We barely even looked.
Mammon: Fiiinnneee! *looks at the shelves, before turning back around and facing MC* It's not here.
MC: It's gotta be there somewhere!
Mammon: Hey, do ya not trust the great Mammon!? It's not here!
MC: Maybe we should ask for help, maybe one of the staff knows.
Mammon: No way! The great Mammon could find that on his own! We don't need help from anyone! *drags MC around the store*
Simeon, watching the two from afar: Are we going to tell them that it's in the bottom shelf in front of them?
Solomon, having the time of his life and texting Asmo about this: Give it a few more minutes.
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Levi: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
MC: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Levi: Absolutely not.
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MC, twirling in Lucifer's jacket: Wee! Look at meee! I'm Count Dracula hehehe!
Satan: So when do you plan on intervening?
Lucifer, shaking as he covers his mouth: I can't.. this is just the most— daddy's proud MC! daddy's proud! *starts clapping*
Lucifer, coughing: Ehem. no offense Satan.
Satan:
Levi: lmao not the dad instincts kicking in!
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Levi: what do we do now?
Asmo: we need an adult
Mammon: i'm an adult
Levi:
Asmo:
Asmo: we need a different adult
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Luke, asking MC & Simeon: Is it okay if I swear?
MC: Yes, Luke, We will allow you to swear.
Luke: F—
Simeon: Yes, go on.
Luke: I'm nervous.
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Random[𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗘] I'm a sucker for Obey Me(at least everyone exluding belphegor) so i thought why not make a incorrect quotes book since i don't have any hobbies we're here. Credits go the people who made them and theres now 5 quotes per chapter.
