MC to Asmo: The devil wears Prada.
MC to Diavolo: The devil is 14 inches.
MC to Satan: The devil has anger issues.
MC to Mammon: The devil has a gambling addiction.
MC to Lucifer: The devil-
Lucifer: Continue that and you shall be punished.
MC:
MC: The devil needs to sleep since he hasn't slept at all in the last 3 days-
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MC: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?
Solomon: What?!
MC: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.
Solomon: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?
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Barbatos: I wanted to have a good day today.. but no. Body horror.
Mc: Are you okay-
Barbatos: there's an eyelash in my eye.
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Solomon: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Diavolo: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Little D. No 2: I got distracted about halfway through.
Barbatos: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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Simeon: It's written in all non capitals... What is it called again?? Baby letters?
Levi: LOWER CASE LMFAO
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Random[𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗘] I'm a sucker for Obey Me(at least everyone exluding belphegor) so i thought why not make a incorrect quotes book since i don't have any hobbies we're here. Credits go the people who made them and theres now 5 quotes per chapter.
