Mammon, Asmodeus, Leviathan, and Satan: *SCREAMING*
Lucifer, bursting into the room: WHAT'S WRONG, SATAN?!
Mammon: hey! why ya only askin' Satan?
Asmodeus: yeah, we were all screaming!
Leviathan: *cough* favoritism *cough*
Lucifer: because Satan doesn't scream unless it's an emergency. you three, on the other hand, scream whenever you have the chance.
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Lucifer's kid: Dad, why's my half-sister named Rose?
Lucifer: because her father, your uncle Asmo loves roses
Lucifer's kid: ok thanks for explaining dad
Lucifer: you're welcome, Silk Moth Socks
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Lucifer: You called Mammon instead of me for help?
MC: Well, when you want to do something stupid, you don't call the voice of reason.
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Mammon to Barbatos, seconds before being stabbed with a butter knife: "What? Are ya gonna stab me with that butter knife?"
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Mammon: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.
Satan: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
Belphegor: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!
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Random[𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗘] I'm a sucker for Obey Me(at least everyone exluding belphegor) so i thought why not make a incorrect quotes book since i don't have any hobbies we're here. Credits go the people who made them and theres now 5 quotes per chapter.
