*MC checking out demon bros and learning their names*
MC: . . .So I'm going to hell in every religion? *wink*
Simeon: *pleading* MC NO!
Asmo: *ripping his clothes off in record time* mC yEs!!!
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Satan, entering MC's room with a book: hey MC, how do you hide a body?
MC: Oh you could just dissolve it in acid or dispose it where no one finds it.
Satan, leaving the room: thanks.
**Later**
Belphegor, whispering in class: Hey MC, so do you think burying a body 10 ft below ground works more then the ocean?
MC: Well yeah if you have something dead over top of it to make the body harder to fin— hey wait.
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Satan: *walks into the House of Lamentation with a big coat*
Lucifer: What's with the coat?
Satan: *muffled meowing noises*
Satan: Drugs.
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Simeon: We call that a traumatic experience.
Simeon, turning to MC: Not a "bruh moment".
Simeon, turning to Solomon: Not "sadge".
Simeon, turning to Leviathan: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".
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MC, in disbelief: What?! Simeon's an angel! There's no way he said that!
Solomon, wiping pickles off: Well your "angel" told me to "respectfully F off" before flinging pickles at me.
MC, turning to Simeon: Is it true Simeon?
Simeon, smiling: Now why would I ever do that little lamb? ^_^
MC: See? Exactly!
Solomon:
YOU ARE READING
𝗢𝗕𝗘𝗬 𝗠𝗘 𝗢𝗡 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗞✔︎
Random[𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗘] I'm a sucker for Obey Me(at least everyone exluding belphegor) so i thought why not make a incorrect quotes book since i don't have any hobbies we're here. Credits go the people who made them and theres now 5 quotes per chapter.
