𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐖𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐆𝐮𝐲|| Glee

Naked

It was a new week of school and the glee club was in motion. So here's what happened: Trent from the warblers testified against the warblers and we got glee club back.
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"All right people we are back!" Finn exclaims and we all cheer like crazy.

"First of all, big props to Sam, Blaine, and Naomi for all their hard work for making this happen." Finn says and we all stand up and take a bow and everyone cheers for us.

"But....there's no time to celebrate. We just lost three weeks of prep time for regionals, and we still have to raise $400 to pay for the bus to regionals to get to the competition in Indianapolis." Finn continues.

"It's the Paris of Indiana." Artie adds excitedly.

"I propose a bake sale. I mean it worked last time." Finn shrugged.

"Isn't that because JP's brother spike the cupcakes with Mary Jane?" I ask.

"I'd be willing to cut off my hair to sell it for extra cash." Joe says.

"To who? Jamaican kids with Rastafarian cancer? Or us rigging haunted pirate ship?" Kitty asks.

"I could sell more of my semen." Sam suggests.

"What do you mean more?" I ask.

"This is silly. I know exactly how I'm gonna get the money. The man of McKinley calendar. Cutest crop of glee boys we've ever had." Tina says.

"That's great. And it's January and it's a perfect time to sell them." Marley adds.

"There are six guys, so each one can take two months. I think Blaine should definitely be December. You can do the Santa thing but sexy. Sexy clause." Tina says with crazy eyes.

"She does know he's gay, right?" I ask.

"Im in as long as I can take my shirt off." Sam says in a goofy voice.

"Wait, why does it have to be just the men, why can't we object by the girls too?" Artie asks.

"Because girls are the ones buy stuff." I tell him.

"We're responsible for the consumer driven economy. Those twilight books are poop on paper and we've turned them into million dollar  industry." Kitty adds.

"That's right." I agree.

"Team Jacob." Unique cheers.

"This could actually work. Tina you're in charge. You can set up the photo shoot. Everyone else pick your months and work on your concepts. Good job Tina."
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"Since when do you date sophomores?" Blaine asks me at my locker.

"Blaine, please, okay? And do you not remember I am a sophomore as well. I told you what happened." I tell him.

"Hey , Blaine. Will you please go to the mall with me after school? I wanna go clothes shopping." Tina asks as she approaches us.

"Sure." Blaine answers.

Then we all turn around and see Sam walk in school shirt less and wearing shorts.

"Oh sweet merciful lord." Blaine mutters.

"Oh hell no. Sam, what the hell are you doing? Its January." I tell him.

"What do you mean? It's hot out there, you know? Suns out, it's like way above freezing." He tells me.

"Are you sure you're not overcompensating a little?" Blaine asks.

"Overcompensating about what?" Sam asks.

"Your SAT scores. We all heard that you tanked." Blaine says.