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so these are just meant to be funny i guess 💀 ENJOY

Parker: HELLO IM PARKER AND THIS IS MY CAMERA MAN CHESTER WHO I NEVER LISTEN TO
Chester: dude i thought we were da-
Parker: ANYWAYS TODAY WE GOT AN EMAIL FROM A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL NAMED GABBY SAYING THAT SHE THINKS SOMETHING IS EXTREMELY WRONG WITH HER FAN. NOW AT FIRST WE DIDNT BELIEVE HER BECAUSE ITS A F**KING FAN BUT SHE SENT US THIS VIDEO FOR PROOF

*video with person on fan plays*

Parker: SO TODAY WE'LL BE GOING TO HER HOUSE TO CHECK THIS OUT. LETS GO.

*when they get to the house*

Parker: OKAY LETS KNOCK ON HER DOOR. *knocks aggressively* FBI OPEN UP!
Gabby (me): *opens door ✨cUtElY✨*
Parker: HI ITS PARKER AND CHESTER YOU EMAILED US? ARE YOU GABBY?
Gabby: okay
Parker: CAN WE COME IN AND TALK??
Gabby: okay. be quiet though.
Parker: okay.

*goes inside and sits down to talk*

Parker: SO GABBY I KNOW YOU SAID TO BE QUIET BUT I REALLY DONT CARE SO ILL BE AS LOUD AS I WANT BUT ANYWAYS WHATS BEEN GOING ON??
Gabby: yes
Chester: dude there's something really wrong with h-
Parker: i have to talk to chester in private for a moment~
Gabby: yes

*goes literally right behind her*

Chester: dude something seems really wrong with this girl-
Parker: dude you don't know what she's been going through with all this. i think there's something wrong with you.
Chester: BISH SHE SAID THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH HER F*CKING FAN WHAT-
Parker: let's just set up the cameras.
Chester: okay dude.

*after they set up all the cameras and go into their room*

Chester: YES ONE BED!
Parker: why.
Chester: we're literally dating stfu-
Parker: cuddles?
Chester: there's cameras-
Parker: so? we can just cut that part out in the video
Chester: ok fineeee.

*the next morning after literally nothing happened all night*

Chester: bro literally nothing happened-
Parker: stfu we haven't even looked at the footage-
Chester: well i bet $100 nothing even happened
Parker: ok can't wait to get $100 now stfu and go wake up gabby.
Chester: ok

*1746525622456435 years later when chester finally finds her room*

Chester: hey gabby we g- WHAT THE- WHY ARE YOU HANGING FROM THE FAN-
Gabby: MONKE
Chester: DUDE COME IN HERE

*6347533578335 years later after parker finds the room*

Parker: dude what's taking so lo- WHAT THE HELL IS THAT-
Gabby: MONKE
Parker: DUDE WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE-
Chester: THATS LITERALLY WHATS IVE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU-
Gabby: MONKEEEEEE

*runs to car ✨cUtElY✨*

Chester: DRIVE
Parker: what the hell you talking about i literally already am-
Chester: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT-
Parker: A DEMON DUH
Chester: oh right~

*they pull over and make out for 4267734677 years then finally head home*

*we drove home and contacted gabbys parents because we magically had their number and who's ever heard of the police*

*they said that was not their daughter and that she died 431742354237842488324678721468214677 years ago after eating cow crap*

Parker: THANKS SO MUCH FOR WATCHING LETS GET 100,000 LIKES FOR THE NEXT EPISODE!

*gets 100,000 likes but doesn't post for 35874577 years*

THE END

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