LIFE OF LUXURY FUNNY STORIES

theres something wrong with her boyfriend... *SHOCKING*

Parker: HELLO LUX ARMY WHATS UP IM PARKER AND THERES MY DUMBASS BOYFR- BEST FRIEND CHESTER THERE WHO I NEVER FUCKING LISTEN TO BECAUSE I DONT KNOW WHY I JUST DONT
Chester: 👁👄👁 parke-
Parker: ANYWAYS
Chester: 👁👄👁
Parker: TODAY WE GOT AN EMAIL FROM ANOTHER 3723632465246735752357 YEAR OLD GIRL SAYING THAT THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH HER BOYFRIEND BECAUSE HE WONT TALK TO HER ANYMORE. NOW AT FIRST WE TOLD HER TO FUCK OFF BECAUSE I SAID CHESTER DOES THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME IN OUR RELATIONSH- FRIENDSHIP AND THAT SHE SHOULDNT WORRY HER UGLY DORA THE EXPLORER LOOKIN ASS BUT THEN SHE SENT US THIS VIDEO FOR PROOF:

Video:

Boyfriend: NOW FROM THE TOP MAKE IT DROP THATS A WAP
Dora the explorer: .

*video with just WAP music goes on for 416426632475 hours*

Parker: NOW AS YOU CAN SEE ALL HER BOYFRIEND IS LISTENING TO WAP WHICH IS VERY VERY DISTURBING BECAUSE THAT SONG DIED LONG AGO. NOW LETS GO TO HER HOUSE AND SET UP CAMERAS SO WE CAN WATCH HER SLEEP. LETS GO.

*time skip 43555 hours later*

Chester: dude something seemed really wrong with her boyfri-
Parker: DUDE YOU DONT KNOW WHAT HE MIGHT BE GOING THROUGH
Chester: br-
Parker: HE COULD BE GOING THROUGH SOME EMOTIONAL STUFF
Chester: b-
Parker: STOP
Chester: 👁👄👁

*they get to the house*

Parker: ALRIGHT WE JUST GOT HER HOUSE
Chester: can you stop yelli-
Parker: SHUT UR DUMBASS UP SUNGLASSES GUY
Chester: 👁💧👄💧👁
Parker: NOW WE SHALL KNOCK ON HER DOOR

*knocks on her door 5255345 times*

Dora the explorer: hi
Parker: OH MY GOD
Dora the explorer: what

Parker's pov:

she looked.... absolutely horrifying.... she had 10 pounds of makeup on her face makin her look like a whole ass clown and... s- she............ was.......... a... t- trump supporter.... AND.... she had a flag with nicki minaj on it...

Parker: UH NOTHING
Chester: ...

Chesters pov:

parker was acting... weird. sure this bitch looked like a whole ass clown probably even without makeup.. he was still acting very very unusual...

*time skip cuz i'm lazy af *

Parker: OK SO WE SET UP THE 263678 CAMERAS SO NOW WERE GONNA FUC- GO TO SLEEP
Chester: we're gonna cut out the fucking part right?
Parker: YEA DUH
Chester: ... okay

*3 hours later after they fuc- went to sleep*

Dora the explorer: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Parker: *sleeping peacefully*
Chester: DUDE WHAT WAS THAT
Parker: WHAT!? I DIDNT HEAR ANYTHING

Dora the explorer: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Parker: OHHH NOW I HEAR IT. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? WE GOTTA HELP HER DUMBASS
Chester: i literally- never mind.

*goes to doras room*

Dora the explorer: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Parker: OH MY GOD
Chester: WHAT THE FUCK

parker's pov:

it was absolutely fucking horrifying....... her boyfriend was..................... MICHAEL MYERS........

and she was getting RAILED BY HIM...............

Michael Myers: ITS HALLOWEEN BITCHES
Parker: CHESTER RUN BITCH
Chester: IM LITERALLY ALREADY OUT THE DOOR
Parker: SHIT

*parker gets killed by michael myers*

Chester: OH MY FUCKING GOD

Michael Myers: UR TURN

Chester: NAH IM GOOD BYE

Chester: WELP PARKERS DEAD SOOO ITS

MY CHANNEL NOW HAHAHAHAHAHA