me:ok first up is (looks at checkboard) (notices that i don't have checkboard) LEO VALDEZ
leo:(peeks head on the door) thats me
me:don't be scared child come closer
leo:O-O ummm ok? (sits down)
me:ssooo tell me leo...... WHY DID YOU CHEAT ON ME??????O-o
leo: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WE NOT EVEN DATING?1?1?1
me; YES WE ARE YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME!!!!!!!
leo: (face palms) you read WAY to much fanfiction.
me: WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME??
leo: BECAUSE I LOVE CALYPSO.
me; not anymore (walks over to closet that just randomly showed up) (opens it and a dead calypso fells out) NOW YOU ARE MINE....
leo:NNNOOO CALYPSO (i drag him in my castle of coolness by him feet)
me:HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
and after that leo valdez was never seen again.
THE END=D
