spongerick- friends to lovers

Chapter 1

spongebobs pov-

i was with me bf squidy daddy when i saw our new neighbour, who looked very sexy unpacking his stuff.
he was pink and had clear skin which i thought was hot so i decided to go up to him and kiss his pointy forehead. the new neighbour was confused but looked very dumb as he enjoyed it so started kissing my holes in my skin. it felt good though and squidy doesn't do these stuff which is honestly outrageous but who cares. carrying on squidy immediately broke up with me which made me sad so i decided to 'fuck off' just like he told me to so i went to maccys donaldson in russia but then got shot. i was severely wounded so i called for pitbull cause hes mr worldwide aka hes everywhere you need him so he blessed my wound with the power of friendship and love and we started to kiss passionately. i then reminded myself of the sexy neighbour so i fled back home only to find angry squidy. he saw me so he turned to find trisha paytas making clickbait videos along with the one and only gordon ramsey so then publicly had yk with them. spongebob was devastated so went to the guy to rant about his feelings. the guy turned out to be an English lad named patrick who was apparently very english to the point where it was very scary.

patrick likes root beer.