After Party Gooonnn~ wrong.

After Party

"Ok I pulled up at the after party, her and all her friends like to get naughty, and she was sipp'n on that Henn', and I know that she loves that Bacardi"  Leorio was explaining. "No one fucking cares" Kurapika said while rolling his eyes. " well I care!" Leorio shouted.  Suddenly Gon and Killua busted through the door with a look of panic in their eyes. "Whats wrong guys?" Kurapika aske concerned. "That fucking pedo thing followed us because he saw his 'unripe fruit'!". Before anyone could say anything Hisoka and Illumi barged in the door. "OhhhhhhHhhh goo0nnn~" hisoka ~moaned~ extremely fucking loudly so that everyone in a 15 meter radius could hear this cunt moan over a 12 YEAR OLD. "Tf are are you doing here?!" Killua asked screaming at Illumi and Hisoka, specifically Illumi. " THIS thing is here and your more concerned on why this blank face bitch is here!" Leorio screamed as he shook Killua. Hisoka approached Gon while Illumi stayed back at the door watching shit go down because he's an unbothered baddie *Megan thee Stallion noises intensify*. Before Hisoka could touch Gon suddenly SangwOah appeared with his baseball bat. " I forgot to Introduce my self, I'm sang-" "We know who you are you psychopathic  murderer with Mommy issues and internalized homophobia motherfucker" Illumi said while filling his nails. "Well damn!" Leorio said trying not to giggle like a fucking anime girl. "Just knock this bitch out so i can go back home and manipulate people" Illumi said with a eyeroll. "But Illu-" before he could finish he sentence SangwOah knocked him out with a baseball bat. Just when you couldn't think it could get any weirder suddenly a tall ranga appeared in the hall way. It was Ed Sheera-, oh nope nevermind it was just Judah. "Any of you cunts got a ciggy?" the redhead asked while scratching his arm. Killua through a ciggy at him. "Cheers cunt" the reject shop Ed Sheeran said while walking out of the room, not without calling everyone a Fag before running down the hall way. SangwOah dragged Hisokas body out of the room while humming 'Killing me softly' to himself. "Ight I'm leaving, ya'll are boring" Illumi said while flipping off everyone in the room. "So as i was saying-" Leorio started up again about him pulling up at the after party.

The End~