So, guys we did it! We are dipping our nuts into really terrible territory.
This is a love letter to those who enjoy fanfics on WATTPAD.
Nah, mates. I'm just messing with you all. I will try my best to make this clown session "entertaining". Do no...
In a shitty tower somewhere on remnant, there was the wicked bitch of the west.
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The pale witch herself; Salem.
Salem was sitting at a table surrounded by a Chaotic Neutral (Emerald), basically a more annoying Qrow (Mercury), a psychopathic scorpion, the one character that killed the "P" in JNPR, a l337 h4xx0r (Watts), and finally, Senator Armstrong, if he was weaker (Hazel).
Salem: Ok, so I have an ongoing dispute with my always incarnating husband. I say that we kill everyone at beacon, instead of waiting for meaningless side characters to take up most of the screen time, and have little to no development.
Emerald: Why don't we wait?
Salem: Give me one fucking reason to not end this shit. During the past 5 months I have all of the staffs, and I can make fucking Grimm. Can we just end this shit show already?
Watts: Why can't we wait for that-
Salem: No! Fucking no! Why the fuck would I wait for like 5 years for a bunch of kids to punch me in the tit, when I can just kill them already?
Cinder: Because plot.
Salem: Shut the fuck up, one eye, no one fucking asked you! We are going to do it anyway because I bribed someone to strip the plot armour away from the main characters.
Minutes later.
GEOC: Why do I have a feeling that everyone around me will get fucking obliterated?
The moment the protagonist blinked, half of beacon was destroyed.
GEOC: Fuck. I hate being right.
And in the fucking end, there was explosions, necro-incest shit, and Ozpin seriously getting cucked.
Ozpin: Salem! What are you doing?!
Salem: Sorry, not sorry. I just wanted to fuck this random guy for no reason. And I just REALLY wanted to cuck you. Plus, his dick is bigger than an elephant's trunk.
Salem got off of GEOC's massive fucking member, and killed Ozpin.
A few months later...
Alright I'll spare you the bullshit. Salem took over remnant, establishing a new world order. With the shitty OC, and his harem all there with her.
And just for shits and giggles, they started a hunting game of sorts. They would all take turns, and hunt down reincarnations of Ozzie, and kill them.
