After escaping the "H-E-double hockey stick" that he calls his home, the dumbass finds himself in the middle of fucking nowhere.
GEOC was attacked by a Grimm Beowolf. He dodged it and teleported it into the fucking shadow realm.
Salem, on the other side of the world saw this absolute legend and licked her lips.
Salem: He is so fucking broken! I want him! I want to make him into my bitch!
Back with the Legend.
He picks up a Spas-12 shotgun.
GEOC: Oh! How convenient to find a perfectly working shotgun loaded with shells! The power of plot is amazing!
5 years later...
From Dust Till Dawn.
GEOC approaches this store with a look of disgust staining his face.
GEOC: Ugh! Fucking fuck! How many times must we do this, old man?!
Some Ginger Prick turned around and looked at the shitty OC in surprise.
Ginger Prick: And who are you? Have we met?
GEOC: You wouldn't get it.
Ginger Prick: What are you worthless fucks doing? Take the fucking dust!
GEOC sprints at a speed that not even his own sister could reach, and fucking reks half of the bad guys.
Ginger Prick: You haven't seen the last of me, you fucking edgelord!
The Ginger Fuck tries to escape via bullhead, but is stopped due to a real fucking deus ex-machina.
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Batman-
God fucking damnit! We are not doing this shit!
I mean... Glynda Good(bitch)witch.
Bitch: You!
GEOC: Me?
Bitch: No! The fucking ginger- yes fucking you, you dense cunt! Come with me!
GEOC: K.
The shitty OC and the bitch make their way to the perhaps the biggest nonce since Jon Schilaci. Professor Ozma (Ozpin).
Nonce: Hey.
GEOC: I have been through this enough. Can you shut the fuck up and put me in that place that will burn in volume-
Bitch: Ok, ok! Just shut the fuck up about that! We barely started volume one!
Nonce:Ok! Now that's done. Goodbitch, do you know where the soon to be dead redhead is?
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