Shipped off to Jersey~Mikey Fusco Love Story

Mom: THAT'S IT! YOU'RE MOVING TO JERSEY TO LIVE WITH YOUR DAD!

Those were the last words my mom said to me. I'm Jazzlyn Sinclair. I may be a little trouble maker but that's what makes me... Well me. That's how I'm on a plane to live with my dad in New Jersey. I should start from the beginning to tell you why...

*2 days earlier*

I was skateboarding down the hot south beach summer streets of Miami with one of my best friends, Tara Skies. We were going to meet up with our other best friend, Kenneth Velazquez. So we were turning onto his street when miami's slutwhore, Brittany Moran and her wannabe followers, came into our way. We stopped and looked at them.

Brittany: Well look who it is the "badasses" of Miami

Me: What the hell do you want slut?

Brittany: I want you to stop coming around here Tara: Who are you? The queen of sluts is what you are, right?

Brittany: Well, lets make a deal. You get Kenneth to go out with me and I will leave you weirdos alone

Me: Give up! My best friend will NEVER go out with you. You can take him off your fuck list, because you won't be getting any.

Brittany: Your just jealous that I'm prettier than you and that Kenneth will be mines, while you still have that little crush on him

Me: Why would I want to be jealous of a makeup caked face clown and plus just letting you know we've already had sex.

Tara and I rode down the rest of the street and ran up his driveway, dropping our skateboards by his basketball court. We practically live at his house so we just ran in.

Me&Tara: Hey Mrs.V

Kenneth's Mom: Hey girls, he's up in his room

Me&Tara: Okay

Kenneth's mom: Don't you kids leave and go start trouble

Me&Tara: We won't

We ran up to his room and banged on his door. Just as we were about to bang again he opened the door, wide enough that we ran to his bed and started yapping on and on about what the next thing we were gonna do was.

Kenneth: Shut the friggers up

Me: Friggers?

Kenneth: Yes but Kevin told me he saw you guys arguing with the whore

Kevin is his older brother that is somehow always around and sees almost all the trouble we get into.

Tara: Yea the bitch still wants to go out with you

Kenneth: What did you say Jazz because I know you said something

Me: I told her that she needs to take you off her fuck list because you're never gonna date her and she said I'm jealous of her because she's 'pretty' and I have a crush on you, which I don't. So I said why would I be jealous of a makeup faced clown and that we've already had sex

Kenneth: Shhhh! You know Kevin is places and can hear without us knowing

Tara: You still didn't tell him, of all people he should know

Me: We'll Kenneth doesn't think so. He thinks he's gonna rat us out.

Kenneth: because he will

Tara: doesn't he owe you one anyway for the party we went to and saw him at when he was on punishment

Kenneth: oh yeah... But still I'm not saying anything

Me: Okay so what are we gonna do?

Tara: Spray paint on Ms.Chavis' car or we could mess up the school with the key to get in