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[𝐑𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐚] 'Drunk' Cuddles

This was requested by : Nobody

Warnings : a bit of smut and Alcohol

No one's Pov:

It was a normal Saturday night you were just sitting there in your PJs watching a movie and eating some popcorn meanwhile Russia, your 'best friend' which you knew you had feelings for went out to a bar once again, last time he did that he got so drunk that he managed to call you and tell you that he loved you but also that he wanted to propose to you and from there on you gave the bar tender your number just in case Russia was drunk again and there it was a phone call.....

Your Pov:

I was just sitting watching a movie when someone called me I picked up my phone and:

???: Hello? Is this Y/N Y/L/N

You: uhhh yeah? W-why are you asking?

???: it's the Bar tender from the(Bar Name)(too lazy to think of a name :'). Would you mind coming over to pick up your Boyfriend

You: uhh yeah of course

Bartender : Okay we will wait

You : okay cya soon

*Call ended *

*You are blushing rn cuz the bar tender called Russia your bf :o*

You: ......

You: Oh shit I have to get ready

You walk over to your room and put on a pair of ripped jeans and an oversize crop top, put your hair down and go to get your car keys and phone.

You drive to the bar where outside are a whole bunch of drunk men just flirting with eachother.

Your mind : ughhhhh do I really need to go inside?? Hopefully my head won't start breaking into millions of pieces because of the smell of vodka, I hate that smell.

*You park in front of the bar, get out of your car and go inside

You walk in just to see Russia fighting with his Dad? What in the- oh god just-

USSR: Y/n! Thank god you're here This idiot drank a little too much again and-

*Bottle smashes*

You both look over to Russia just to see him laying on the floor with his head bleeding

You: OH- MY- GOD- RUSSIA ARE YOU OKAY???

*You run to Russia and check everything*

You: Phew he's okay, Soviet do you mind bringing him to my car? It's just outside,

USSR: Yeah ofc

*He picks up Russia and brings him to the car, and puts him in the back seat*

You: Thank you so much USSR would you like a drop off to your home by any chance?

USSR: no dear im fine thank you

You: oh okay then see you later

USSR: *waves and smiles* He really did get lucky

Russia's Pov:

I am currently pretending to be drunk because the amount of vodka I drank didn't do shit to me, I am really just pretending to be drunk so Y/N can take care of me.

I open my eyes slowly to see I'm sitting in the back seat diagonal to y/n in their drivers seat.

Rus: Hey darling~

Y/N: *jumps a bit* Oh Russia you scared me

Rus : я знаю, любовь (I know love)

Y/N : Russ?

Rus: yeah?

Y/n : You- don't sound drunk, you aren't drunk are you?

Rus: Nope fully sober, just pretending so my precious y/n can take care of me ;)

Your Pov:

What the hell-

You: Russia are you okay?

Russ: Look y/n I'll tell you everything once we get to your house.

You: okay-

*Time skip Woooo*

You and Russia both get out of your car and go I side of your house, you are taking off your shoes as you hear Russia mumble to himself.

You: Russ you good?

Russ:.......

*He picks you up and pushes you against the wall *

Russ: I can no longer keep this in..

You: what???

Russ: Y/N I have loved you for the longest time ever and-

You interupt his sentence by kissing him

You: Russ I also love you <3

Russ: Y/n?

You: yes?

Russ: will you be my gf/bf/ s.o?

You: Yes, yes I will love

*You and Russia have a heated make out session while going upstairs*
Russia lays you in you bed and snuggles next to you

Russ: I am the luckiest man alive right now

You: Hm? And why is that??

Russ: because you are next to me любовь (love)

You blushh

You: can we go to sleep now?

Russ: yeah ofc darling

*You both fall asleep*

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐄𝐧𝐝

A/n:
Sorry this was quite a short chapter but I just felt like making a short one :')

Word count : 775