Honestly, that was disgustingly disgusting. It had a bitter taste, and felt kind of painful?
I'm guessing that it's poisonous? I mean, it did spit out poison.
<Proficiency has reached the required level. Skill [Acid Resistance LV 1] has become [Acid Resistance LV 2].>
Oh? A new skill! Wait...why does it say level 2?
Did it level up without us knowing?
[No, I acquired the 1st level of this skill when I ate for the first time.]
Oh! So...Mono-san, speaking of first time, how was it?
[What was?]
Don't play dumb! I want to know what your reaction was when you first ate the frog.
[You don't need to know.]
Uweeh? Keeping such valuable secrets to yourself! How cruel, Mono-san.
[In what world, is that a valuable secret?]
You showing disgust! That would definitely be a first.
[...]
Oh, I forgot to ask! Mono-san can we make another house? Or go back to our first one?
[Kumoko, if I'm not mistaken, you want to sleep all day, am I wrong?]
Nandatto?!
No, Mono-san. I'm not that kind of girl you know?
Sleeping all day, and not doing anything productive...
Yes...I'm not THAT lazy.
[I could clearly imagine you doing just that.]
[But, we do need to build a home as to catch any possible prey.]
Yes! Catching prey, along with sleeping? Sign me up.
[Sleeping?]
No, sir!
[We'll be making another house, as the previous location of our first house is not that convenient.]
Yes! Making another home! Wait...so does that mean we'll be exhausting ourselves making another one again?!
Oh wait, not 'Ourselves' I meant you, yourself only Mono-san!
[No, you'll be contributing as well.]
Can you pwease make the house by yourself?
[That won't work.]
Tch.
Fine! I'll help, but I have some conditions!
[You're not in the position to make conditions, Kumoko.]
Well, I guess you're right. But hear me out first!
[Alright.]
So, the first requirement is that I'll be sleeping all-
[Conditions denied.]
Wait! Let me finish first!
[Fine.]
So, like I said, I'll be sleeping all day. In exchange, I would do 80% of the work.
Is that a good condition, Mono-san?
[Alright, I accept your conditions.]
Yes! My previous NEET life! I'll ascend to Godhood once ag-
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COTE X Kumo desu ga, nani ka?: I'm Not A Lonely Spider, So What?
FanfictionIt seems that I have been transported- no reincarnated? towards here. But what is this feeling? I feel like I have another person with me...weird. [Hello, can you hear me Spider?] I heard a monotone voice who the hell is that?! Am I high? Crazy? I d...
