I was testing chat
5:00 A.M
Lightning McQueen: Who in the fuck poisoned the soup!!!
Card Game Tarzan: Um
Card Game Tarzan: Syrus why are you awake right now?
Lightning McQueen: Someone poisoned our S O U P.
Card Game Tarzan: That doesn't explain anything about why you are awake, It's 5 in the morning. I'll ask again, why are you awake?
Lightning McQueen: I craved S O U P. And now I cannot have that because someone poisoned the S O U P.
Card Game Tarzan: wtfdym
Lightning McQueen: Someone thought it would be a good idea to throw all of the soup cans into the cupboard, instead of just placing the damn soup inside normally. Now all of them are dented and spoiled!
Card Game Tarzan: Um Ok then. I will take your word for it I guess.
Lightning McQueen: Hey wait a second, you're awake too!
Card Game Tarzan: You just noticed?
Lightning McQueen: If you're so invested in why I'm awake then why are you awake Damien.
Card Game Tarzan: I'm Card Game Tarzan. I need time to exercise and wrestle Monkeys. That is what I do every morning.
Lightning McQueen: Really? Wrestling monkeys?
Card Game Tarzan: Yeah, there's even one that duels too. This island is full of surprises. And monkeys.
Lightning McQueen: Huh. So that explains what Wheeler is up to. I wondered what happened to him. Now I know you apparently wrestle with him... on a daily basis... huh.
Card Game Tarzan: Wait you actually believe me? Scratch that, you met this dueling monkey before?
Lightning McQueen: Yeah, me, Jaden, Alexis and the wonder duo had a harrowing encounter with that dueling monkey while looking for Chazz when he decided to be an emo bitch boi.
Chazz has joined I was testing chat.
Lightning McQueen: ... ah
Card Game Tarzan: ... wait why is he awake?
Chazz has changed his username to Chazz the Thunder.
Chazz has changed his username to Chazz IT UP!!!!.
Chazz has changed his username to THE CHAZZ.
Lightning McQueen: can you pick one already bitch boi?
Chazz has changed his username to You Go Bye-Bye.
You Go Bye-Bye: who are you calling bitch boi you slifer slacking piece of can-throwing reckless, soup-sucking short-ass looking bitch
You Go Bye-Bye: and for your information damien, i'm awake because the kitchen, a.k.a the floor beneath was full of metal clanging and syrus screaming a few minutes ago. how the fuck am i supposed to sleep when short ass syrus is playing with fucking pots and pans in the earliest possible fucking time in the morning!!1
Card Game Tarzan: ... ah
Lightning McQueen: GET SOME EARPLUGS BITCH BOI, SOMEONE FUCKING POSIONED THE SOUP
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Talking on the not so bright side
FanfictionJaden finds out his PDA has a chatroom feature. Abuse of chatrooms ensues. Chat-Fic with plot (FEATURES MANY 1-OFF CHARACTERS LIKE: DIMITRI, BRIAR, BELOWSKI etc...)
