Sonic Paradise (paródia da música Gangsta Paradise) [concluída]

Sonic Paradise (paródia da música "Gangsta Paradise", do Coolio)

As I walk through the valley of Shadow the Hedgehog,

I take a look at SEGA and realize there's nothing more,

'Cause I've been running' and jumping' so long, that

Even Tails thinks that my mind is gone!

But I never crossed a bug that didn't deserve it,

Me be treated like Mario, you know that's unheard of.

You better watch how you talkin' and where you walkin',

Or you and your robots might be lined in chalk!

I really love to play, but I gotta go (fast),

And I see myself in Mania, Forces, all my bros,

Fool, I'm the kinda Boss the little bugs wanna be like,

On Green Hill-stages-like, keeping'em playing overnight.

Been spendin' most their lives jumpin' through Robotnik's paradise!

Been spendin' most their lives runnin' through Robotnik's paradise!

Keep spendin' most our lives livin' in Robotnik's paradise!

Keep spendin' most our lives spinnin' through Robotnik's paradise!

Look at the situation they got me facin',

I can't live a normal life, I was raised in the danger,

So I gotta be down with the hedgehog team,

Too much rings catching got me chasin' dreams,

I'm an educated fool with rings on my mind,

emerald in my hand and a gem in my eye,

I'm a knockout heroI'm Amybanger,

And my hedgehogs are down so don't arouse my anger!

Fool, death ain't nothin' but a spike touch away,

I'm living' life run or die, what can I say?

I'm 29 now, but will I live to see 33?

The way SEGA is goin' I don't know...

Tell Me Why? can't me see, too fast for point-and-clicks...

And the ones where we run are those that support my speed...

Tell Me Why? can't me see, too fast for point-and-clicks...

And the ones where we run are those that support my speed...

Been spendin' most their lives runninthroughRobotnik's paradise!

Been spendin' most their lives spinninthroughRobotnik's paradise!

Keep spendin' most our lives livin' in Robotnik's paradise!

Keep spendin' most our lives jumpinthroughRobotnik's paradise!

Power is the speed, speed is the power,

Minute after minute, hour after hour.

Everybody's runnin', but only I am winning,

Mario, Crash, Rayman, Ratchet, Astro: over all them bowling!

They say I gotta learn, but nobody's here to teach me,

If they can't understand it, how can they beat me?

I guess they can't, I guess they won't,

I guess they cryin'; that's why I know own Lucky, fool!

Been spendin' most their lives spinnin' through Robotnik's paradise!

Been spendin' most their lives jumpin' through Robotnik's paradise!

Keep spendin' most our lives livin' in Robotnik's paradise!

Keep spendin' most our lives runnin' through Robotnik's paradise!

Tell Me Why? can't me see, too fast for point-and-clicks...

And the ones where we run are those that support my speed...

Tell Me Why? can't me see, too fast for point-and-clicks...

And the ones where we run are those that support my speed...