fury can suck a d-

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i cursed under my breath

"so you're after him now" i tried to sound just normal

"yea apparently, shouldn't be too hard though"

"mhm whos in charge of this operation?" i'd stop cutting the fruits

"well fury of course" he aimlessly said but then realization hit me and i scoffed

"do you happen to be talking about nicholas joseph fury?"

"yeah, how do you know his real name, he doesn't say it to anyone or let anyone use it" natasha frowned

"you gotta be kidding me" faint anger i didn't show ran through my veins "is he still here?" i asked

"yeah" the avengers were absolutely confused now and i headed towards the elevator "hey jarvis? take me to wherever fury is"

"of course kate" i arrived shortly

-tony's pov-
i was absolutely confused until i realized she was storming toward fury what the hell. i looked over at the other avengers who looked just as confused as me so i did the logical tony thing and asked jarvis to show me the camera at the meeting room, where fury was picking up his things

the avengers just as curious as me followed

and we got there just in time cause it showed a moody teen storming into the meeting room

"what the fuck fury?" we're kates first words and our eyes widened, did she have a death wish?"

"who do you think you're talking to. have i seen you somewhere?" furys tone changed when he looked at her face

"i don't know, have you? pirate man." she exclaimed and something seemed to click inside of fury's head "yuliana? what are you doing here" he frowned

"what am i doing here?! what are you doing here! oh wait i know, you're trying to get dom under arrest!" she sassily yelled, we know where she got that from

"does she know dominic toretto?" clint frowns and i look back at him before returning to the conversation

"he was gonna fall under arrest sooner or later yuliana" he went back to picking up his stuff

"no. he wasn't. mr.nobody promised us clear names" she replied scoffing "who the hell is mr.nobody?" i ask out loud

"cleared from fbi and police not s.h.i.e.l.d" fury seemed completely unbothered by the yelling teenager

"what the fuck even is shie- does mr nobody know about this fury" she seemed confident that she'd hit a weak spot but fury gave her a simple "mr.nobody can't stop me" and gave her a sarcastic smile

after a few moments it was returned "i know someone who can" she smirked "humor me." he replied but kate didn't loose any confidence "megan fuckin ramsey" (no not gordon ramsey's daughter) fury stopped gathering papers and looked at her which made her gain even more confidence

"one call fury. whoever this fucking shield is and your secrets all over the internet. we add tej parker to the mix and boom. you're gonna be the fugitive in a couple hours , you can't do everything you want fury " i was keeping these names down to search their files in a bit but i was focused on the convo

"call the mission down" and call the mission down he did.

she smiled sarcastically and in a couple seconds she came back for her fruit, chips, and popcorn just giving us a smile before heading back to her room and we had pretended we didn't hear anything but immediately after she left turned back as i searched up the names in the files and came back to the room with 7 files that i read out loud

"so i found all of these because they link together first we have megan ramsey let's see, 22 years old, dropped out of school in 7th, 2nd most wanted hacker in the u.s blah blah blah, oh shit she also pulls crazy heists...with dominic toretto, so megan is linked with toretto, tej parker 4th most wanted hacker, brian o'connor, deckared shaw also one of the most wanted, giselle yashar, han lue, and lastly. katy isabella stark" i sighed at the end

"what she's in all this?" steve asked

"so she does know dominic toretto" clint said and i cleared my throat "so all of these guys are like connected in the heists, including my niece" i looked down but saw katy come out of the corner

"what are you guys doing" she looked at us then down on the files and back to us with a frown "uncle t are you looking at me and my friends' flies?" her eyes widened

"seriously t. oo but i'm curious what's on their file, twinks!! come down here" she immediately switched up and as twinkie came down she gave him a file for him to see while she checked the other one

as she was checking tej's she let out a dying hyena laugh and hit twinkie getting his attention "TEJ STOLE HOT CHEETOS WHEN HE WAS 9 AND TRIED RO FIGHT THE OWNER WITH A PENCIL" now they  were both rolling on the floor

"okay but kate, you admit to being a criminal!?"

"no. i admit to doing stuff criminals do"

"katy! you're friends with criminals! i bet twinkie is one too!" i screamed at her

"gee uncle t it was all for a good reason" she didn't even spare a glance laughing at her friends files with twinkie

"right and whos mr.nobody by the way?" i crossed my arms but she looked at twinkie with a funny look stopping her laughter which twinkie returned and she turned back to me
"NOBODY"
then they both burst out laughing

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