Chapter 13

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As we left the the school I cranked up the radio and put on "Welcome to the internet" Bo Burnham (because hamburgerssss got it stuck in my head :D) and started screaming it "WELCOME TO THE INTERNET WHAT WOULD YOU PREFER WOULD YOU LIKE TO FIGHT FOR CIVIL RIGHTS OR TWEET A RACIAL SLUR, BE HAPPY, BE HORNY, BE BURSTING WITH RAGE" We started laughing and continued singing "WELCOME TO THE INTERNET PUT YOUR CARES ASIDE HERE'S A TIP FOR STRAINING PASTA, HERE'S A 9 YEAR OLD WHO DIED, WE GOT MOVIES, AND DOCTORS, AND FANTASY SPORTS AND A BUNCH OF COLORED PENCIL DRAWINGS OF ALL THE DIFFERENT HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS FUCKING EACH OTHER, WELCOME TO THE INTERNET HOLD ON TO YOUR SOCKS 'CAUSE A RANDOM GUY JUST KINDLY SENT YOU PHOTOS OF HIS COCK, THERE GRAINY, OFF-PUTTING, HE JUST SENT YOU MORE, DON'T BE SURPRISED YOU KNOW YOU LIKE IT YOU WHORE" Me and Lia were now cackling and the boys were giving us dirty looks until they started singing "Could I interest you in everything all of the time, a little bit of everything all of the time, antipathies a tragedy and boredom is a crime anything and everything all of the time" We looked at them then re sang it together "Could I interest you in everything all of the time, a little bit of everything all of the time, antipathies a tragedy and boredom is a crime anything and everything all of the time" We were laughing for a long time till we heard Kenma.....he did the laugh....it was spot on too. "Could I interest you in everything all of the time, a bit of everything all of the time, antipathies a tragedy and boredom is a crime anything and everything all of the time Could I interest you in everything all of the time, a little bit of everything all of the time, antipathies a tragedy and boredom is a crime anything and everything and anything and everything and anything and everything and all of the time" We were laughing now and playing random music singing random songs (all credits of that song go to the legend Bo Burnham). About 15 minutes later we arrive at our base

Lia kicked open the door making everyone look at us with a weapon pointed towards us. Kenma jumped and Aki's eyes widened at Lia was cackling "Weapons down now" I sigh. Everyone sighed and put there weapons down once they realized it was us and but were still looking at us carefully before I yelled "QUIT YOUR STARING IF YOU MESS WITH THESE 2 YOU'LL HAVE ME AND LIA AFTER US GOT IT" everyone yelled back and I slouched and pushed Kenma and Aki "let me or Lia know if anyone messes with you other then that go have some fun tattoo stand is over there, bar is over there, that's where I'll be most the time oh and Kenma you might see someone you know here just heads up" He gave me a confused look but shook it off and I walked to the bar. Josh looked at me "The usual" I dead panned him "No I want Mikey's order" He sighed "You need to lighten up I know they make you happy and all that so show it once in a while none of these guys will judge you for it your a teenager you're bound to have emotions." Lia came up behind me and leaned on my back pointing her thumb at herself "and if they do they'll have me after them" I nodded "But you can't say anything the only emotion you show is anger" I smirked and laughed as she glared at me. "Don't glare you know it's true, Rabid Dog" She growled, making me stand, "Should I say Rabid puppy?" she looked away but I ruffled her hair "Go show Kenma and Aki around they look so out of place." She nodded and walked away I sat back down and took a drink "You still shouldn't be drinking" I glared at Josh "I don't care if you are like my dad or protective older brother I will still kill you" He laughed "Tattoos too people can see your snake one you know." I sighed "Yeah yeah not my fault the damn snake won whatever, when is the new girl gonna be here?" "when she gets off school" I groan "I should of made her drop out but Lia's brother would have freaked out" He laughed "she'll be here soon but since you guys skipped it is longer than usual." "I'm gonna go get a tattoo or new piercing let me know when she gets here I'm gonna talk to her" I walked to the station "Hey Ryan new one" He rolled over in his chair "which one now?" 

" "I'm gonna go get a tattoo or new piercing let me know when she gets here I'm gonna talk to her" I walked to the station "Hey Ryan new one" He rolled over in his chair "which one now?" 

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He laughed "Jeez you're obsessed" I glared at him. "Fine, fine, where?" "My shoulder" He sighed "lay down it'll be done in about 10 minutes" I layed down and scrolled through my phone. Half way in Josh walks in "Hey she's here now apparently she got out early." I nodded "I'll be out soon" Ryan nodded in agreement and Josh walked out. "Hurry up though." He sighed but smirked "Of course your majesty-" "I wouldn't do that and you know that." Lia came in and smiled. "Yo I'ma take a turn talking to her before you get out" I gave her a look "I won't threaten her don't worry" I sighed "Go for it" She walked out.


A/N Shorter chapter sorry haven't been able to update due to school and soccer starting ANDDDD firessssss funnnnnn anyways Words 944. I may or may not be watching Tubbo's cooking stream with 5uppp. Hope you liked ittt RINNNN OUTTTTT


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