The Soviets: In The Shinobi World (Old - Naruto: The Gun Slinger) [ON HOLD]

Chapter 5.5: Mini Filler

Basic dialogue:
"Naruto" - Human talking in Japanese or Russian or other language
"Naruto" - Bijuu/Summon talking in Japanese
'Naruto' - Human thinking
'Naruto' - Bijuu/Summon thinking
*Shadow Clone Jutsu* - Jutsus/Techniques

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Reverse Summoning Curse

"Is that all Pa?" asked Jiraiya again, "I believe this is only a third of the prophecy Jiraiya boy. I may not know where the rest lies." Answered the toad sage

"If that's all, I may go now." Jiraiya said back to the elder toad but before he was reverse summoned, the elder toad warned him "Jiraiya, please don't fuck this up. And also good luck." Fukasaku smirked.

*Poof*

Jiraiya was sent back to the hot springs. The only problem was, he was reverse summoned inside the women's hot spring.

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"H-hey girls." fresh red blood ran down to the sage's nose.

"Kya!" "Pervert!" "Get him!"

"Shit!" the pervert now ran away with women chasing him down the road. He ran on the wrong way into a dead end. Women holding kunai, shuriken, and any other sharp objects they found, now slowly walking up to the pervert smirking with bloodlust and showing no mercy.

"L-ladies p-p-please spare me!" he said while shaking. "No no no No No NO NOOOO AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"

Never Talk Back with Tsunade (Extended)

"Would you stop it Tsunade?!" Jiraiya was seething having to receive another bump on his head. "Unless you stop being a full time idiot and a pervert, no I won't stop." Tsunade retorted while her right eye was twitching. She was going to calm down but never expected Jiraiya to talk back saying "I'm not a pervert!" "Then what are you then?" asked Tsunade.

"I'M A SUPER PERVERT!"

*BONK*

"Itai!"

"Idiot."

"Drunkard."

"Stupid."

"Bad Luck."

"Pervert."

"Broke."

"Ero-sennin."

"Full time anger issue."

"Perverted ass."

"Luck 13."

"Loser."

"Old hag."

"Tsssunade, Jiraiya, pleassse ssst-"

"Shut it snake pedophile!"

"Flat chested."