BILLY STRITCH WORLD TOUR

Chapter 3 // THE MEETING

2 days after Lady Gaga's DM.

I woke up bright and early 2:19 AM to drive about 20 minutes to the office where Christiaan Kandel worked. 2 AM is is only work hours since he is a well know nocturnal man & hates the sun, he's actually allergic to it.

AT THE OFFICE

I walked into the office room to find Christiaan in a nice business casual outfit and asked me to sit at the table with me after turning off the record player spinning 'Doo Dah' by The Cartoons.

Once we sat down he offered me a shot of hot sauće, a rice crispy treat, or filtered water, I took a rice crispy treat & we got to work...
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"So, tell me a little about yourself Mr.Stritch, Gaga already told me tuns about you- but I want the inside scoop." Christiaan told me

"W-well Mr.Kandel-" I said before he stopped me and said
"Please, its Christiaan..." which I replied with "O-Okay, Christiaan...."

"Well, I'm just a small town boy, from Sugarland, Texas" I said and paused to a rice crispy treat bite.

"Liza Minnelli really got me started, I have written songs like Billy's Place hehe, Skylark, Since you left new york, and more!!!! I am mainly in the public eye because of all the gay anal fisting porn I starred in, in my 20-" I was cut off by Christiaan telling me I said enough.

"Well, Mr.Stritch, from everything I've seen and heard from you I think that you have a lot of potential, and I think I can make you...A star.
What about we start working on a, world tour???" Christiaan asked me while pulling out some paperwork.

"O—Oh my goodness!!! Yes Christiaan I-I would love that!!! I can't wait for you to make me a star-" I paused to take another rice crispy treat bite when I accidentally started chocking!!! Christiaan pulled my body close to his from the back & started to give me the hymnic and saved my life!! He is my hero...I can't wait for my tour!!!

I notified my instagram that I would be going on tour & I got 37 likes!!!! My tour is starting tomorrow. I can't wait for all my fans to meet me!!

* DAY OF THE TOUR *

I woke up bright and early at 2 AM sharp to meet Christiaan at the airport in his private jet to fly to our first show in Zaandam Nederlands!!! 

Around 11 AM dutchie time, Christiaan put on all his sun protective gear, because he's allergic to the sun, he looked so kawaii in his sun outfit!!!!!

We got off the plane and drove to the HUGE venue where I would start off my tour!! I was a bit confused why there were only about 60 cars and all parked in the "STAFF ONLY" but who knows hehe.

I got into the dressing room & put on a really haha kawaii silly 😜 emoji suit & cat print slippers for & bussin make up just in time for the tour to start.

"PLEASE WELCOME, THE TALENTED BILLY STRITCH!!!!" I heard the announcer say, my heart was beating so fast!!!!!

I walked out onto the stage and, what??! There were only 2 people there 😔😔 1 woman with a "Call Me Bitch" shirt & a man with a big huge camera... oh no, what will i do!!! This is going horribly, I'm so embarrassed 😭😭😭😭😭

To be continued