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Location: Sonic's House
Amelia: *listening to RingPod*
Sonic: *bursts through the door holding a stress ball and binge eating chocolate*
Amelia: Hey Sonikku, what's wrong?
Sonic: Just re-evaluating my life and possibly having suicidal thoughts.
Shadow: *Pulls out gun* I can kill you if you'd like
Amelia: *Takes gun from Shadow* What's going on?
Sonic: *looks at Amelia with some fuggly face* They're making a movie!
Amelia: Wow that's awesome! Why are you so worried?
Knuckles: Didn't you hear? Movies based off of videogames always suck.
Amelia: Scott Pilgrim was good though...
Shadow: Yeah but look at every Resident Evil Movie... ever.
Amelia: Let me look into it *pulls out Hollywood Reporter* Neal H. Moritz is directing it.
Sonic: *Raises head in hope*
Amelia: And it'll be a CGI/ Live Action Hybrid too!
Dr. Phil: I'm sorry, I can't help you there
Blaze: *runs in the room stealing a ball of yarn from Tails*
Tails: Hey! I was making a sweater for my mom!
Blaze: *hisses and foams at the mouth*
Tails: WAR!!! *Chases Blaze with a frying pan and a bar of soap*
Silver: *sighs* I'll go get her medication *Pulls out oddly shaped pills and runs after Blaze*
Jerry: Can I be in the story now?
Shadow and Sonic: NO! GET BACK IN YOUR ROOM!
Jerry: *Crawls into a drawer depressed*
