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Tails: Tell me when you're ready! :3
Sonic: ROLLINGINTHREETWOONE!!! XD
Amelia: Sonikku you need to slow down. ^_^"
Fanbase: -.-#
Knuckles: *Takes megaphone* Rolling in three, ... wait, what comes next?
Amelia: Tw-
Knuckles: Shush, I know this! O.- Three, ...two?
Amelia: *nods*
Knuckles: Okay! Three, two, one, two, three, four... o.o
*Amelia Facepalms*
Knuckles: ...fifty eight, forty two, HUT, GO!!! X3
*green screen comes down with an infinite loop of a mantra ray flying over a triple rainbow (Note: No, we are not sending you subliminal messages)*
Tails: Good evening my friends! Have you ever wondered why your bombs never seem to hit your enemies?
Bean the Duck: Nope! :3
Tails: Discluding Bean! Let's look from a villain's point of view.
Eggman: *being interviewed* I don't know, I just that when that bomb is coming at me I feel a bit... threatened. 0_0
Bark the Polar Bear: ....
Tails: But imagine if your bomb looked like a cuddly pillow! From the people who brought you Nicholas Cage!
Nicholas Cage: I AM NOT AFFILIATED WITH YOU!
Tails: Shhhhh
Nicholas Cage: *whispers* Okay
Tails: Introducing the new Magnetic Pillow Bomb!
Omega: *sniffle* *sniffle* It's beautiful!
Tails: How does it work you may ask? *nerd voice* The cuddliness of this wonderful spectacle is 'over 9,000' in the cuteness spectrum, making it hard for any friggin villain to resist! X3
*Film begins to roll on green screen, in the middle of a sunny field of grass*
Metal Sonic: How did I get here?! *said Desmond the Moon Bear*
Shadow: I challenge you to a battle scum!
Metal Sonic: Okay..?
*Shadow & Metal Sonic start fighting*
Shadow: *throws magnetic pillow bomb*
Metal Sonic: Ermagursh! It's so fluffy!!! *grabs magnetic pillow bomb* MINE!
*Pillow begins to tick*
Metal Sonic: *eyes widen* *tries throwing pillow but it won't detach from his hands* What the #%&?!!! *blows up*
Shadow: *gets an S rank but gets kicked by some random kid and cusses anyways*
Tails: They're also perfect for birthday parties!
*Little kids seen throwing magnetic pillow bombs at Eggman*
Tails: You can get yours today with just 10
... easy payments of 5,000 dollars! Call now and you can get this free picture of Rouge in a swimsuit!
Rouge: Hey! I don't remember agreeing to that!
Knuckles: *orders immediately*
Tails: ORDER YOUR MAGNETIC PILLOW BOMB TODAY!!!
Warning, the magnetic pillow bomb is magnetic and a bomb. If you are a robot, do not buy. If you have epilepsy, are expecting, or are afraid of heights, do not buy. This is a proud of Disney Channel.
Amelia: That's a rap.
*Sonic begins to run out of the room*
Amelia: Sonic, you need to slo-
Sonic: *Death Glare*
Amelia: O.O .....
